I was tagged by sarcastic_ethan , thanks dude

Rules:

1) You must post the rules

2) You must say thirteen things about yourself and you cannot refuse

3) If you don't do this in a week the person who tagged you has to think of a punishment

4) It has the be a chapter not a comment

5) You have to tag/nominate 15 people

6) The chapter has to have a creative name

1) You must post the rules

Ok

2) You must say thirteen things about yourself and you cannot refuse

"thirteen things about yourself and you cannot refuse"

...ok ACTUAL things:

1. I can play hot cross buns on the recorder.

2. If you shine a flashlight in my eyes I will blink (and probably fall over).

3. Bananas are foul satanic inventions of hell.  I've said this in a tag before, but it needs to be said again.

4. My favorite song is Bat outta hell by meatloaf.

5. My least favorite zodiac ship is Scorpio x Pisces, because a) it usually gets stereotyped into the cliche good-girl bad-boy storyline and b) it is way overused.

6. My favorite zodiac ships are  Aries x cheesecake and when Virgo and Libra are engaged in a platonic friendship (but definitely not dating, why would you think that?).

7. I am having a hard time thinking of facts.

8. I have a pair of post-it notes that have been on my wall for around 7 years.  If I leave them there much longer they may gain sentience and start the postapocalypse.

9. Trees are cool.

10. Duct tape fixes everything.  I mean everything.  Chairs, tables, water bottles, your broken relationship, global warming, etc...

11. Wait, how do fish drink?  Do they just like, absorb water?

12. I once got kicked out of a group chat for making too many puns.

13. WOO 13 FACTS WE DID IT GUYS!!!!

3) If you don't do this in a week the person who tagged you has to think of a punishment

Oof

4) It has the be a chapter not a comment

Wait, you can do that?

5) You have to tag/nominate 15 people

In general I don't tag people cause I know some people hate it, so if you're reading this, you're tagged (unless you're one of those people who hates tags).

6) The chapter has to have a creative name

Heh.