Kaz, about Inej: Work friend accidentally becomes real friend

Per Haskell and Kaz: Neither boss nor employee paid enough to deal with each other

Van Eck attempting to blow up his son: Everything a goddam ordeal in area family

The gang busting Kuwei out of ice prison: Kidnapping going pretty smoothly

Matthias: I'm pretty sure I'm carrying out god's will

Inej: Woman reaches first of dozen breaking points to come

Brum: I'm not one of those insecure generals who needs to win a lot of battles

Nina: Area woman not yelling at you, she's just saying

Wylan: Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Jesper and Wylan: Best friends each secretly think of the other as sidekick

Everyone: I am tired of these constant near-death experiences

Kaz "I protect my investments": Area man switches to backup lie

Inej: Lucky bastard gets to be in a coma

Matthias: Resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances

Nina: Woman knows to stay away from certain parts of own psyche at night

Wylan: Area man knows exactly which relatives would be problem if he ever came into money

Matthias: It's not an easy thing to admit when you're wrong, and that's why I won't do it

Kaz: I'm so blessed to be surrounded by people I can extort money from

Kaz: This is not the time for compassion and healing

Everyone: Area teen has better things to do than kick your ass

Pekka Rollins: I'm not sure why I should suffer for something I did 10 years ago and would do again in a heartbeat

Kaz: Man experiencing first real moment of peace in years resuscitated

Brum: Authority figure demands to know meaning of this

Nina: Woman angered when veiled anger expressed as mock anger is interpreted as real anger

Jesper: Area man offers witty, acerbic take on everything he sees

Virtually anyone: I can't believe I'm dying in such a cliched manner

Kaz: Man assumed being heartless egotistical maniac would have made him richer by now

Nina: If someone tried to burn my village I'd be like, 'f*ck you'

Kaz: Zing! I just got you with another one of my trademark "complete lies"

Matthias: Area man expected to work with these incompetents

Wyaln & Van Eck: Why can't this family ever have a funky good time?

Kaz & Inej: Relationship in exciting early stage where every exchange causes unspeakable anxiety

Matthias: I'm not one of those people who goes around having fun

Matthias: Man does what he convinced himself he loves for a living

Wylan: Teen goes through anti-government guerilla phase

Van Eck: Son, you'll thank me for pushing you this hard when you're 37 and miserable

Nina: I am an affront to god

Matthias and Nina trying to kill each other: Relationship definately hurtling towards something

Matthias: With all due respect, I choose not to go f*ck myself

Inej: Woman knows exactly which knife she'd grab out of cutlery drawer in event of home invasion

Jurda Parem: Genetic experiment goes horribly right

Jesper about Kaz: Lack of sexual tension with coworker almost unbearable

Kaz breaking his leg: Injury that will cause excruciating pain for rest of life thankfully not season-ending

Matthias: Constantly worry what other people think about your war crimes is no way to live your life

Inej and Nina: Female friends spend raucous night validating the living sh*t out of each other

Kaz: Study: 80% of waking hours spend plotting revenge

Van Eck: Abusive father can't wait to see the art he's inspiring his kids to create

The Druskelle: Genocide is such a harsh word

Kaz: My advice to anyone starting a business is to remember that someday I will crush you

Matthias: Wrongly imprisoned man won't shut up about it