I made some avatar incorrect quotes because I was bored.

WARNING:  Relationship spoilers for the 3 seasons

Enjoy!

Sokka: "Knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit, "Wisdom" is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

Aang: That's deep.

Suki: "Philosophy" is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Aang: That's even deeper.

Toph: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie, you nasty.

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Aang: Imagine if someone handed you a box with all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime...

Zuko: It would be nice to get my honor back...

Katara: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.

Mai: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Sokka: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bumi: Mental stability, my old friend!

Aang: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Katara: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Toph: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

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Sokka: Wow, it's really muggy out today.

Katara: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving all of you.

Sokka: *Sips hot coco from a bowl*

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Ty Lee: One day you'll develop feelings for people.

Mai: I already have feelings for people.

Ty Lee: Really?

Mai: They make me angry.

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Aang: I've got this completely under control.

Katara: Is that why everything is on fire?

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Aang: Hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmellows into my mouth?

Katara: You're a hazard to society.

Toph: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Suki: Date someone who will drag you out at 3:00 am to look at the stars.

Toph: If anyone wakes me up at 3:00 am to look at the dam sky they will be removed permenantly from my life.

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Sokka: I'm an idiot.

Katara:

Aang:

Toph:

Katara: If you're waiting for us to disagree this is going to be a long night.

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Katara: Okay, let's both say sorry on the count of three. One... two....

Katara:

Toph:

Katara: See now I'm just dissappointed in both of us.

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Katara: How come I smell fire?

Aang: Because of my burning passion for you.

Katara:

Aang: I had an accident with the toaster.

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Sokka: Alright, plan B failed... we do plan C.

Katara: You have a lot of plans. Is there a plan M?

Sokka: Yes, but plan M involves using Momo as bait.

Sokka: I like plan M.

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Cave hippies: *Playing guitar* SECRET TUNNEL

Sokka: Do you take requests?

Cave hippies: Yeah

Sokka: Please stop.

Cave hippies:

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Azula: *Tapping fingers*

Zuko: *Tapping fingers*

Mai: Umm what are you doing?

Ty Lee: They learned morse code to argue silently because the fire lord was complaining about them being loud.

Azula: *Tapping fingers aggressively*

Zuko: *Slams hand on table* TAKE THAT BACK!

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Sokka: Why would you give Aang a knife.

Toph: Aang felt unsafe.

Sokka: Now I feel unsafe.

Toph: *Opens bag* Want a knife?

Sokka: Why the frick do you have so many knives—

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Aang: What should I do?

Sokka: Just act mature.

*Later*

Person: So, what do you like to do?

Aang: *In a deep voice* Taxes

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Toph: So here's the tea—

Katara: This is a mission report.

Sokka: Shh I want to hear the tea.

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Person: I love the whole good cop and bad cop thing you and Mai do.

Ty Lee: It's more like I'm nice and she's not.

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Katara: I hope you three don't do anything stupid.

Sokka:

Aang:

Toph:

Sokka: I hope you're not hoping too much.

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Katara: I can't believe we're stuck in this cave together.

Aang: *Swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate.

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Azula: I'm sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Mai: You take that back!

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Toph: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

Katara: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.

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Sokka: Have you ever been yelled at by Katara before?

Toph: I'm not scared of her.

Sokka: So that's a no.

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Katara: You could try sleeping.

Aang, violently punching a tree: *scoffs* This is no time for jokes, Katara.

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Toph: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Toph: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sokka: Uh...

Aang: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Toph: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Katara: *crying* It's working.

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Katara: How long are we going to let him do that?

Toph: Give him a minute.

Sokka: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

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Katara: *Beats everyone at poker*

Toph: Wow, Katara, are you secretly cool?

Katara: Well poker is just math. Do you consider mathematicians cool?

Toph: I do not.

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Zuko: So, I sort if did something and I need some advice, without any kind of judements or criticisms.

Azula: And you came to me?

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Zuko: What is going on in here?!

Sokka: Well, it's kind of complicated, but, —

Zuko: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Toph: Uh oh.

Aang: What?

Toph: Somebody's in love.

Aang: HAHA! Yeah right. I just think Katara's cool. I don't care that deeply about her.

Toph: ...I was talking about Sokka.

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Aang: I did a bad thing.

Sokka: Does it affect me?

Aang: No.

Sokka: Then suffer in silence.

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(Late Season Three)

Toph: *Points a broken coffee machine* So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Aang: ...it was me. I broke it.

Toph: No, no you didn't. Sokka?

Sokka: Don't look at me, look at Katara.

Katara: What?!? I didn't break it.

Sokka: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Katara: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Sokka: Suspicious.

Katara: No it's not!

Suki: If it matters, Zuko was the last one to use it.

Zuko: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Suki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Zuko: I use the wooden stirrers to practice fire bending. Everyone knows that, Suki!

Aang: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sokka.

Toph: No you didn't. Who broke it?

Sokka: Toph... Momo's been awfully quiet.

Momo: BROWWR?!?

*Everyone starts fighting*

Toph: *Stares at the camera* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick.

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Mai: You have to learn to love yourself.

Zuko: But don't you hate yourself?

Mai: This is about you. Stay focused.

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Iroh: You really shouldn't have favorites.

Ozai: Of course, I love all Azulas and non-Azulas equally.

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Zuko: Uncle, I have a question.

Iroh: Yeah?

Zuko: Why are we lying on the ground?

Iroh: You got knocked out and I laid down next to you so people would think we were just chilling.

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Sokka: Katara!

Katara: Shh! Aang and Toph are sleeping.

Sokka: *Whipsering* Okay sorry

Katara: Now what is it?

Sokka: The house is on fire.

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Appa: *Roars*

Toph: *Roars louder to establish dominance*

Katara: Should we stop them?

Sokka: No, I want to see who wins.

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Aang: What's up? I'm back.

Zuko: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Aang: Death is a social construct.

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Suki: Did it hurt when you fell?

Sokka: From heaven? Listen Suki, I get that you're into me, but—

Suki: No, I meant when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there for about ten minutes.

Sokka:

Katara: We all saw, Sokka.

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Aang: *Reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same

Toph: *Mouth full of takeout* Kill two

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Sokka: Everyone knows what they're doing?

Aang: In general or in the plan?

Sokka: In the plan.

Aang: *Sighs in relief*

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Azula: You know what's wrong with you? You're so...

Ty Lee:

Azula: Shallow.

Ty Lee: Oh thank god, I thought you were going to say ugly.

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Toph: Who's trying to kill us?!?

Sokka: I got no clue! Could be any number of people!

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Zuko: Why do I keep you around?

Iroh: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.

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Katara: Sokka, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" instead of "I love you too."

Katara: Suki, he's in love with you. Stop being a child.

Katara: Zuko, you're clearly at fault here and blaming Aang is not going to save you.

Katara: Aang, everyone knows you were speed-eating doritos while you were supposed to be keeping watch.

Katara: Frankly you're all to blame, so everyone apologize to me.

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Mai: I'm having feelings again, like some kind of twelve year old. You remember feelings, don't you?

Ty Lee: Yeah, I've had them every single day of my life.

Mai: Wait, really?

Ty Lee: Are you saying you don't have feelings?

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Ty Lee: What's it like dating Mai?

Zuko: I asked her for water once while she was mad at me, so she got me a glass of ice and said "wait".

Zuko: I love her.

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Suki: Guys, my boyfriend is to tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Toph: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Ty Lee: Tackle him.

Mai: Dump him.

Sokka: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Aang: Whoa, where did you get that boomerang?

Sokka: *Grimly* It's a long story.

=FLASHBACK=

Sokka: *Sees a boomerang in store window*

Sokka: Whoa, neat!

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(Season one)

Zuko: *Holding Zhao at swordpoint* Mercy is the sign of a great man.

Zuko: *Stabs Zhao*

Zuko: I guess I'm just a good man.

Zuko: *Stabs Zhao again*

Zuko: Well, I'm alright.

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Zuko: Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.

Azula: I'm sorry, you want me to stab you in the face?

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(Season one)

Katara: This is something Aang has to do for himself.

Aang: *Fighting Zuko* NO! NO IT'S NOT!

Katara: Oh!

Katara & Sokka: *Start firing*

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Zuko: Help me look for the avatar.

Iroh: *Points* Is that him?

Zuko: That's the buffet table.

Iroh: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?

Zuko: Fine. Don't make yourself sick.

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Katara: *Grabs a cake* Happy birthday!

Aang: Wow! How did you guys know it was my birthday?

Toph: Day is an outdated and vestigal mode of time based on solar cycles. It's not applicable.

All:

Toph: I didn't get you anything.

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Sokka: *Trying on a colorful knit cap* Pretty cunning don't you think?

Katara: I think it's the sweetest hat ever!

Toph: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Sokka: Damn straight!

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Katara: First rule of battle... don't ever let them know where you are.

*Smash cut to Aang*

Aang: Woo hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah you do! Come on! Come on! Aaaah! *Explosions ensue as dives behind a crate*

Katara: Of course, there are other schools of thought.

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Sokka: *Practicing with his weapon*

Suki: *Walking in* Hi.

Sokka: BWAH!

Suki: *Laughing* Sorry, didn't mean to startle.

Sokka: You didn't! I was just... uh... BWAH! It's a warrior thing.... Strikes fear into the hearts of... You know, it's not altogether wise sneaking up on a fellow when he's handling his weapon.

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Aang: Did Katara seem a little... funny at breakfast this morning?

Sokka: Come on Aang. We all know I'm the funny one.

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(Season one)

Aang: You capture me. What then?

Zuko: I dunno. I imagine I'll get a hobby or something.

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Sokka: Man, you're realy lazy.

Toph: If you weren't on the opposite side of the table, I'd slap you.

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Kidnapper: Mr. and Ms. Beifong?

Mr. Beifong: Speaking.

Kidnapper: I've kidnapped your daughter. I'll return her if you give me 10,000 gold.

Toph: Oh ok—WAIT, ONLY 10,000? YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH 20,000?!?

Kidnapper: Um—

Toph: MAKE IT 20 MILLION—

Mr. Beifong: SHUT UP TOPH!

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Sokka: *Walks into the room* Hi!!

All:

Sokka: Our bones are wet.

Katara: WHY WOULD YOU—

Sokka: Nobody said hi back.

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Aang: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Katara: I don't know who you mea—

Toph: *From across the room* I'm great, thanks.

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Sokka: If Aang and I were drowning who would you save?

Toph: You morons can't swim?

Sokka: It's a hypothetical question.

Aang: Yeah, who would you save?

Toph: My time and effort.

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Iroh: Zuko...promise you'll avenge my death.

Zuko: Can it Uncle, you're not dying.

Iroh: AVENGE ME.

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Katara: We're going to die.

Sokka: We're all going to die.

Katara: I meant soon.

Sokka: Yeah, so did I.

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Katara: You're on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avacado jelly. What do you do?

Zuko: Leave.

Aang: Propose.

Toph: Hit them with a fork.

Sokka: Holy crap, I got a date?

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Katara: You're coming off as really paranoid.

Sleep deprived Aang: Everyone keeps saying that! It's like some kind of conspiracy!

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Wan-shi-tong: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to sound smart.

Sokka: I photosynthesize with this.

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Katara: Good responses for being stabbed with a sword?

Ty Lee: Rude.

Mai: That's fair.

Sokka: Not again!

Toph: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

Suki: Oh no, I'm allergic!

Zuko: You dropped this.

Aang: Sword of seems like you've got a problem with me.

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Katara: Listen, I'm going to need you to calm down.

Aang: *Banging fists on table* But how can it be birthday cake flavor if birthday cake can be any flavor?

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Katara: I just want to be included.

Aang: Okay! We'll include you!

*Later*

Katara: What the hell

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Aang: I am the most responsible person ever.

Katara: You just set the kitchen on fire.

Aang: Yes, and I take responsibility for it.

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Azula: You're going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.

Zuko: Joke's on you, I'm going to hate myself in the morning no matter what.

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(Late Season Three)

Aang: Wait, you like me? For my personality?

Katara: I know, I was surprised too.

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Aang: *Calling * Hey.

Katara: I swear to god if you're calling from jail I will make sure no one finds your body.

Aang: Okay now I'm just relieved the police are listening to this.

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Toph: Don't worry, everyone's afraid of something.

Aang: Even you?

Toph: Haha! No.

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Sokka: She locked herself in her room. We can't get her to come out.

Toph: Just tell her I said something.

Sokka: Like what?

Toph: Anything factually innaccurate.

*Five minutes later*

Katara: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?

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Zuko: Uncle talks in his sleep.

Azula: Really?

*2am*

Iroh: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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Toph to Katara: You keep bringing up this "illegal" things as if it's supposed to matter to me.

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Aang: I'm giving you the silent treatment by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.

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Azula: I was born for politics, I have great hair, and love lying.

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Sokka: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it very, very, well.

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Toph: I forget, but I don't forgive. I just walk around hating people. Can't remember why.

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Zuko: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity. SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!