(warning. Weird post. Like every single one of these)

Love.

A simple word that must have a place in your heart.

*Wiggles eyebrows*
Get it??? In your heart???
*Nudges elbow*

I'm getting distracted here.

*Clears throat*

Anyways.

I've been wondering.

How does people deal with it.... out there somewhere that's not in my view.

Here's the thing.

How can one person have so much exes?

Like.

I heard stories about y'all out there who's still in the early teenager life and have like what?

Five or so on ex-boy/girlfriends???

(I have a friend that does actually)

Just to make things clear,  I've lived long enough to know how to execute a perfect murder and hide bodies. Or how to knock someone out with just a punch or so. And I'm telling you.

I'm confused as flip about this matter.

I've never had a friend of opposite gender that's means more to me than just a friend. Let alone have one that dumped/got dumped by me.

So how the heck does a mortal possessed so many exes???

Tell me.

HOW???
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What was I talking about again?

🤔😐😑

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What about you?
Are you equally as a potato as I am?

Probably not but...

Eh.

🙄