Splitting mind

crash

bang

smoke

milk

from the first moment i laid my eyes upon him i decided i liked him

hat

hamster

I should never be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind

not real

that's when he met her (this one caused me physical pain to type)  

Them

Skeleton gloves

rubber mallet hammer

treehouse

dove

blue

son of the president

grandson of the prime minister (no seriously no fic with politicians can end well)

panini (or the entire phase- illegal panini ring)

freckles

708

Mask

circuit

skin

lung

which one did you think was the weirdest?