Can someone please explain to me why an ugly pen costs $130.16 on Amazon? Like...I really need to know why it costs that much...it better damn be high quality or else...

No, I get it must be a special pen—WAIT!

Look at the bottom! I have Prime Student on Amazon meaning prices are deals for me. Meaning that it actually costs $185.37.....it's a pen.....it's a pen...why does it..whatever.....I won't waste my money on a pen when I can literally buy a pack of pens for $2 instead. I know there are people out there who collect pens like these. I mean...I love fountain pens...so...nevermind...moving on..

I found this:

I like this shirt....