I'm so late. I decided to make a Oneshot for Thanksgiving. It's Hidan x me 😂. It includes the fabulous squad and the akatsuki. They all get moments too in this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me- Dari
101cupcakelover - Hima
chocho108 - Chocho
Lilian_Choi - Lilian
_Hikari_Uchiha_ - Hikari
razzy2233 - razz
Denby_alyssa - Denby

I'm sorry Hima this is usually your thing making Oneshots and all, but I couldn't help myself. 😂

Well here's the Oneshot guys!

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Dari POV

"Hidan stop touching the food! It's not time to eat yet!" I scolded setting all the food on the red table. I was making the thanksgiving dinner for the whole squad. I asked to make it myself- I didn't want anyone stressing over anything on this special occasion.

"But I'm so hungry! I can't wait any longer!" He complained. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him suddenly smirk as he walked towards me. He stopped just as he was behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. I silently gasped at the sudden contact, my cheeks growing warm. (A/N: this is so weird to write oh my god (>Д<)

"Aw pretty please Dari? I promise I'll give you something in return later~" he whispered in my ear sending chills down my spine. I could feel my knees buckle beneath me as he hugged me tighter. Damnit Hidan why did you have to use my weakness against me?!

"Hey what'cha guys doing in here?" I heard Chocho asked as she entered the room. Thank goodness she came in the nick of time! I so owe her for this.

Regaining my posture and balance, I grabbed a VERY large kitchen spoon and wacked Hidan in the head. He groaned in pain. Chocho looked confused as hell as to why I would smack my boyfriend so harshly. "Uhhhh... I'm not even gonna ask."

"HEY WHAT'S THAT RUCUS DOWN THERE?! IM TRYING TO WATCH DEATH NOTE IN HERE!!" Lilian yelled from upstairs. "AND LUCIEL WHY WON'T YOU WATCH IT WITH ME?! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE HACKING AGAIN!"

"I'M NOT HACKING, I'M JUST FIXING PEOPLE'S SHITTY WEBSITES SO IT LOOKS MORE FABULOUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Luciel barked back.

Ugh, they always argued like this. Lilian would always want to watch anime on Netflix (ahem may I say Netflix and chill? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) while Luciel just wanted to hack on his laptop all day. But they still loved each other more than anything else. Even Lilian admitted that she loved Luciel more than k-pop and that's impossible.

"Guys could use keep it down? We're trying to read!" Denby and Kakashi said in sync.

"Heh probably reading Icha Icha Paradise." Sasori laughed out walking beside Chocho. "That piece of trash isn't even close to true art."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Kakashi fumed stomping towards the puppet master.

"I SAID THAT PIECE OF SHÍT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE ART!"

"WHY I OUTHA-" Kakashi shouted rolling his sleeves up. Denby tugged on his shirt pleading him to stop, but of course, Kakashi was too angry to listen to his lover's words. And Chocho, being the mature (not really) and careless person she is, didn't even try to break it up for she was to tired and didn't give a flying fùck.

"DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY ART?!" Deidara loudly asked darting out of the living room. Razz was with him as well, but on his backside riding piggy back. He had his hair untied and down probably Razz doing his hair again. That would explain all the rubber bands on her arm.

"ART IS AN EXPLO-" He cut off as his face met two fist. He stumbled back trying not to fall on his behind, for Razz would be hurt in the process.

"NOBODY ASKED YOU!!" the two yelled at the same time.

"HEY! DON'T YELL AT MY DEI DEI! ONLY I CAN DO THAT!" Razz exclaimed earning a grin from the said blonde.

Without warning, Razz shot a rubber band at the duo. It both hit their noses, making them bleed. Just remember kids, rubber bands are more painful than they look.

"FÙCK YEAH THAT'S MY GIRL!" Deidara chanted.

"What the hell Razz?!" Sasori groaned. "That was so not cool!"

"YOU WANT ANOTHER HIT, LITTLE BOY?!"

"I AM NOT LITTLE! I'M MEDIUM SIZED!"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT CHOCHO SAID LAST NIGHT!"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW? ARE YOU LISTENING THROUGH THE WALLS PERVERT?!"

"I DON'T HAVE TO I CAN HEAR THE SORRY ASS MOANS ALL THE WAY FROM MY ROOM!"

"SHE MOANS GREAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! ISN'T THAT RIGHT CHOCHO?" Sasori turned to her but she was already half way up the stairs.

"Fuck this shit I'm out." She called out. And just like that she was gone. Oh Cho. How I wish I could not give a fuck like you.

An awkward silence came over us as Razzy couldn't come up with a good comeback. Kakashi and Denby were just staring at them wondering what happened. I think they were too busy sucking face to notice once they weren't in the conversation anymore. *insert Lenny face*

Wait, wasn't there more people in this house? The second I thought that I heard a door click and close. Footsteps were heading towards the kitchen, where we were.

"Hey guys we're back! We grabbed those bread rolls you wanted!" Hima said entering with Indra trailing behind. They noticed the awkward tension almost immediately. "Um, what happened while we were gone?"

"You don't wanna know." We all replied  in sync.

"Uh...ok...oh yeah Dari did you finish the thanksgiving cooking yet?" Hima asked me. All eyes turned on me. Oh no. I have been so distracted by the ruckus, that I forgot that I still had to cook! Panic flooded though me as I looked at the clock. 7:50. Oh crud! I only have then minutes till our two guest arrive to join our thanksgiving feast! I searched around for all the food but found them already made and set on the table. What the hell? I could've sworn they were over here before all this happened.

Hima followed my gaze to the red dining table and nodded her head. "Looks like you did finish. That's good! Indra and I are gonna go upstairs real quick to change. Don't eat without us!" Hima grabbed Indra's hand and they both ran to their rooms. I swear their my favorite ship. If only I could see more kawaii moments! T^T

"Wha- how- huh?" I stuttered. "Your welcome Dari." Hidan said. "I was setting the table while everyone was fussing. So you got noting to worry about." He grinned.

"T-thank you!" I hugged him tightly. Oh I'm so relieved. I thought this thanksgiving was gonna be a disaster! I love Hidan so much right now!

Soon enough everyone came down and sat down at the table. I heard the doorbell ring signaling that our guess just arrived. I opened the to be met by Hikari and her 3 year husband Pein. (or Pain however you fucking spell it)

"I'm glad you two could make it! Please make yourself at home!" I ushered them inside. They took a seat at the table and made theirselves comfortable. I caught Pein stealing a dozen glances at Hikari. It looked like he was very nervous. I also noticed Hikari rubbing her stomach from time to them. What is up with those two?

Ok so theirs Me, Hidan, Razzy, Deidara, Lilian, Luciel, Chocho, Sasori,(I'm surprised Chocho would still want to be by him looking back at what happened earlier) Hikari, Pein.

"Hey where's Hima and Indra?" Lilian wondered out loud catching my attention. Of course! How could I forget them! They're probably upstairs right now. "I'll go get them  real quick. Don't eat yet!" I volunteered as I made my way up the steps. I stopped at their door and knocked twice. They didn't answer, but I could hear lewd noises inside. What the hell are they doing in there? I knocked louder and more efficient this time. They still didn't answer. Coming to the point that I was highly annoyed I opened the door without hesitation. I really wish I hadn't. Let's just say they were doing more than changing. I quickly closed the door, regretting ever opening it. I ran back downstairs and sat back down at the table. Everyone was looking at me weirdly, it probably looks like I've just seen a ghost.

"So...were they able to come down?" Luciel asked. "I don't want to talk it." I shuddered at the unforgettable image. I know their my OTP and all, but that was just too far. I never knew Hima was THAT kind of person.

Soon after saying that, they came down. I could see that Indra had a small lipstick mark on his neck. You could have at least freshened up better than that. 😂

They sat themselves at the table on the opposite side of Lilian and Luciel. This is how we were seated:

Indra Hima.                      Kakashi Denby

Me                                                 Hikari
Hidan.                  Table.              Pein

Luciel Lilian                  Chocho Sasori

We quickly said grace and dug in the thanksgiving food. It was delicious I'll tell you that. After eating, we were bloated and full.

"Ugh it felt like I just ate a horse!" Deidara whined leaning on Razzy.

"I feel like a horse." Razzy declared along with the blonde.

"Hey guys we need to tell you something." Hikari said earning everyone's attention to her. Pein cleared his throat, "Well you all know Hikari and I have been married for some while now..."

"And we decided..." Hikari continued off.

"To have a baby!" They finished together.

Everyone gasped shocked at the sudden news. The person to say someone was Denby.

"Congratulations you two! We're so happy for you!" Everyone nodded their head in agreement and started chatting away about their kid. This has really been an awesome Thanksgiving. I hope it's like this next year!"

"Hey Dari." Hidan whispered. "Yes what is it?"

"You owe me for finishing the food. I really would've rather sat on my ass all day, but I didn't. So you owe me."

I chuckled and said, "Ok...I guess I do owe you now do I?"

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Happy late thanksgiving!! And have a wonderful rest of the year!