I've just realised I never put my glorious quotes onto wattpad....they've been on discord been on Snapchat been in my docs but I've never shared them here

Here is a list of quotes from my school 

Some of these you may not get because they are like inside jokes I just copied and pasted the whole list over then changed names and removed all dates etc 

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"It would be easier to kill twelve lions with a cheese string then stop you putting that song on" - Alisdar (after giving into the love's releaserelease)

"And good luck with your chlorine vaccine!" - Mrs Gould

"Who's Lewis?" - Aiden

"There was only a few casualties" - Alisdar

"Twelve" - Alisdair

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, tyre, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty!" - me and Alisdair

"I know where you live!!" - Amy

"No! He knows where I live! I'm scared now!!" - Amy

"I know one word. Conference" - Mr Gilmore

"Put me in the chokey!" - Sumaya

"Konichiwa Sanomica ✌️" - Fiona

"He said have it your way so I think...maybe...HE ISSSSSS!!!!!!" - Fiona

"MY TOE!!! AAAAA!!! MY PHONE IS HARD!!! HEY IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!" - Tiah

"Your just a little bit wet" - Karen (after I've walked to school in a rain storm)

"Evil tray!" - Cerys

"I knew where you lived before I knew you" - Mrs Lakie

"I dropped it and it still remembers me" - Amy

"I AM NOT A SIREN" - Fiona

"Ella." - Sumaya

"You are Mr Trunchbull!" - Sumaya

"Plonker" - Amy and Sumaya

"Watch me watch me" - Leland when no one is watching poor guy

"He has everything!" - Leland

"Hello there detective Dunn" - Alisdair

"What's basketball?" - Aiden's Taxi driver

"Yeah like I'd be horrified if I accidentally told someone I have a crush on Jam- OH NOOOOOOOOO" - Fiona

"Who wants to die first?" - Alisdair

"So I like to be organised and I keep everything- oh where is it?" - Mrs Smith

"Today we are going to be writing ransom notes!" - Mrs Smith

"I'm sorry I just like dogs better" - Lucy

"I HAVE A CATERPILLAR ON MY NOSE!!!!" - Amy

"Can you kill me now?" - Sumaya

"I sat next to her all of maths....never spoke to her once" - Aiden

"How rude!" - Sumaya

"You never know, Mr Gilmore might have attacked you" - Mrs Hutson

"I'm one thousand years old, remember" - Cerys

"Ah good. Death" - Alisdair

"I've been kidnapped by my grandparents too!" - Aiden

"I've broken three bones before. My dad's wrist, my brothers finger, and my toe" - Aiden (all of those where on accident 🤣)

"I'll just watch you die" - Alisdair

"You have an angry Dutch dog" - me

"Me!? I'd never hurt an animal! I'd gladly murder a bunch of innocent children though" - Alisdair

"I want food" - everyone ever

"I'm freezing" - me and Aiden at exactly the same time

"I'd have taken Alisdair but he'd have been down on one knee proposing to everyone" - Aiden

"I AM NOT MARRIED!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!" - me

"FREE ALCOHOL!! UNDER 18'S ONLY!!!" - Alisdair

"NO!" - me...a lot of the time

"TELLUN!" - also me...a lot of the time XDD

"Who's your boyfriend today then?" - Amy

"Am I be in your class?" - Sumaya

"He peed on you" - Aiden

"ITS HOME TIME!!!!!!" - Douglas

"You just stepped on a wasp" - Aiden

"Hello Mrs, and Mr Macpherson" - Mrs Lakie

"I'm gonna marry you, boyfriend" - Sumaya (to poor Aiden who was extremely confused and probably disgusted XDD)

"I'm gonna be rocking the hot anime vampire" - Fiona

"Great day to conquer earth" - Alisdair

"Swing" - Sumaya

"Any questions? Wait what am I saying it's the end of the day...right I'm off to bed now bye" - Mr Gilmore 

"Can I kiss you? On the lips?" - Sumaya to Aiden

"OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO NO! WE CAN NOT HAVE YOU WATCHING THAT...she tried to put another life on" - Aiden

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Now with the two person quotes

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"I'll just hide behind Aiden"
"How am I gonna help!?" - Me and Aiden

"Sumaya! How about Shadow puts you in the chokey this time while I talk to the teachers...yeah?"
"Aiden put me in the chokey." - Aiden and Sumaya

"Do you not love me?"
"Of course I love you!"
"So then why you always with Aiden?"
"Cause he is also my friend"
"But what about me!"
"I have lots of friends"
"No you don't"
"What are you and Aiden then?"
"You are loooooonely" - Sumaya and me

"Are they-"
"Don't say it"
"No but-"
"Oh it's ok they're not" - Aiden and me

"We have a boy in our class from PL. He really hated it there but here is a lovely boy, very confident...Alisdair Mcferson!"
"Oh yes! He was killing me at break time!!" - Mrs Lakie and me on our first meeting with Eva

"If you're Snow White, who's Prince Charming?"
"NO ONE!! ILL DIE!!" - Aiden and me

"I mean like she makes Cerys seem confident!"
"WOAH WOAH WOAH, I didn't think THAT was possible" - me and Aiden

"I'm freezing"
"Put your coat on"
"No it's rude" - Aiden and me

"What did you think?"
"It was vile and disgusting and I spat it out" - Miss Morton and Aiden talking about the pizza me and Aiden made

"I have a human shield!"
"I'm a friend not a human shield!" - Aiden and me

"Did you eat your lunch okay?"
"Yes of course I ate my lunch, I am perfectly capable of basic human functions" - Mrs Gould and Aiden

"You're the tallest"
"Why thank you Sumaya"
"Shorty"
"Hey I thought I was the tallest"
"Aiden is a Shortie"
"Yes he is"
"I'm the tallest" - Sumaya and me

"Let's see, is Amy alive? Does she move? No, she is too lazy. Does she reproduce?-"
"Okay let's stop there"
"Yes good idea" - Alisdair and me

"Oh yes I remember! And they got me to sign a card for you, and I was like "who's Aiden? Oh well I'm sighing it anyway""
"Great to think you had no idea who I am three months ago and now I'm coming to you're house, very reassuring" - me and Aiden

"Well first I'd cut you both open, then I'd scoop out your insides, then I'd eat you and drink you're blood if there was no water"
"Aiden is officially a vampire!"
"I'm joking! I'd never do that to you!! I might if it was Fiona...or no, Lewis!!" - Aiden and me

"I- did you just swear!? In Dutch!?"
"No"
"Cause what you sent translated to "oh sh!t""
"Oh umm"
"Did I translate it wrong?"
"No. Willow was licking my phone screen and pressing random buttons"
"Willow!"
"I'm gonna go wash her mouth and soap and water"
"Good plan!"
"The chances of that happening though" - me and Aiden

"Their twins!"
"No Cameron, their not twins, just friends"
"Twins!" - Cameron and Miss Ranu talking about me and Aiden

"SHADOW HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?"
"What? I just walked up to him and took the ball like I do with all of you"
"YEAH, BUT IT'S AIDEN! MORE THAN THAT IT'S YOUR FIRST GAME AGAINST HIM!!"
"Well it's not that different"
"No but like you don't know Aiden"
"True, I don't, and I probably never will" - Beau and me (funny part is Aiden is now one of my best friends and closer to me then Beau 🤣🤣)

"I will have you know that I am a very stubborn person"
"So am I"
"If you don't go through the gate first I'll send you photos of hairless dogs!" - Aiden and me

"Oh my tellun, who would even do that!?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
"Even the tellu-"
"Not the tellun part" - me and Aiden

"Hello Prince Charming"
"Sumaya I don't think that's an appropriate name to call your teacher"

"What are we naming the cat?"
"Scissors!!" - Mrs Smith and Jason

"Oh go on do it do it!"
"Fine. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Alisdair and Aiden

"You were laughing"
"Which time?"
"With Shadow"
"Yeah witch time? We laugh at everything" - Leland and Aiden

"Oh by the way there is a new teacher"
"Really? I haven't seen her"
"Yeah, she's called Miss Cortney"
"That's a weird name"
"Yeah😂, she's nice"
"I haven't seen her so I wouldn't know"
"She's young looking"
"Must be the only teacher in the school"
"😂"
"I mean Miss McHue is 50" - me and Aiden

"Catch it you keep it"
"AAAAA!!"
"What?"
"I thought you threw the dead mouse at me" - Aiden and me (honestly I can't put this time into a quote properly XD)

"Here, I'll push you"
"Oh gosh now you're sounding like Hunter" - Jason and Aiden

"Who are you?"
"I don't know! Who are you?"
"I don't know either!" - me and Alisdair

"I'm gonna get the girly girl!"
"I'm not a girly girl! I'm a tomboy!"
"Wait what!?"
"Do I look girly?"
"Well....no" - Jason and me

"Should we kick down the door? Or pose dramatically and open it? Who should we be?"
"Each other"
"Yes!"
"Hello everybody"
"Good day madam" - me and Alisdair 

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And now since I can't be botherd to do the three or more person quotes I'm gonna move onto the quotes I wouldn't want my to find... I'll do the three or more person quotes in this bit tho and if you desperately want the three person quotes I can ofc get them for you

Dang my phone is on 13%

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"By the end of the year you and Aiden will be dating" - Beau

"Leland is so jealous of Aiden, he wishes he was that close to you" - Beau

"Why you following her? You got a crush on her!?" - Fiona to Aiden about me

"He's being picky...honestly he just doesn't want me to get to see you" - Aiden

"Wait, you aren't dating him!?" - Beau

"Shadow and Aiden are married" - Jamie

"One of the first things Aiden said to me when he came is was "I hope Shadows ok" I think that shows he cares about you" - Mrs Hutson

"Hey Beau! I've got your girlfriend!!"
"I'm gay and single Fiona" - Fiona and Beau

Fiona: HEY LOOK ITS YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Me: That's our cue
Aiden: Bye Fiona!

"I mean I know you're not romantically interested in Aiden...but if you where to be that's none of my business-"
"So then why'd you bring it up?" - Mrs Gould and Aiden (talking to me)

"Who are you waving at?"
"Aiden"
"You like Aiden?"
"As a friend yes"
"Wow-" - Beau and me

"Have you spoken to him?"
"Yes every day"
"About that though"
"Nope!"
"Do you still feel that way?"
"🤣yes-_-" - Beau and me

"I thaught you two where holding hands there for a second"
"WHAT!?" - Lewis and me and Aiden

"Why are you two together?"
"Cause we both have stuff to put in the bin" - Lewis and me (and Aiden)

"I've just realised how silly we are, no one else would laugh over tomato soup 🤣"
"I don't care"
"Me either" - me and Aiden

Lewis: I so wish I had a girlfriend
Beau: Yeah same, but I'm sure I'll meet someone one day, I just have to be patient
Lewis: Or Shadow could-
Beau: You know better than to say that!
Me: Hey I know you both really want a girlfriend, but have you ever considered getting a boyfriend?
Lewis: Yeah, we dated each other
Me: 😮

Me: Look, it's your boy
Alisdiar: MY BOY!!! *runs and hugs Beau*
Beau: Dad!!! *hugs*
Me: Aww you two are so cute
Beau: Aw, Come here
*group hug*
Me: I love you guys
Beau: We love you too
- Me Beau and Ally 💖