GUYS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

We were eating pizza at the cafe and this old guy started staring right at me and I looked over at him and he kept staring and I'm just sitting here trying to eat mah pizza and he WONT LOOK AWAY

AND IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I'm not joking, it's been an entire minute and he won't stop and my other friend noticed and shes trying not to laugh so now I'm trying not to laugh and I'm choking on my pizza—

I poked Mal and pointed at the guy so she literally said "how are you" and they had a small conversation and I'm still laughing and he starts laughing and idek anymore