Here's the most beautiful selfie I've ever taken :D

Ikr im gorgeous, just look at that sexy selfie~~ *sings very badly* DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME~ *hair flip* *winks* *falls over* ...the floor wanted to see my sexiness up close ;)

Word of advise: I only use :D and :) sarcastically. Literally. Those faces are ONLY used for sarcasm. Always. Every time. XD