(Piture is sideways)
This is Murphy. He's a soft smelly man. His nicknames are Smurph, Smurphet, smurphingtom, puppy, and the one i made 'Fluff-Nugget'. Also i sang YMCA to him but instead of youngman i said 'Small-mam' and pointed to him. He a CockerSpainel and he's 2 years old.

(Picture is also sideways)
And this is Shadow. He is a very stanky old man. He's somewhere around 11 or 12 years old. He has a grey beard and big-ass eyebrows.
He is a heavy fart man who make big stink.
His nickname are butt face, doofus, stinky, stank-man, stank-master, shabow(this is cause i alway write his name wih a b not d) floofy boi, old manny, and puppy.

I love my bois. The be big ol' heaps of McLovins.