(Warning: this is a fangirl ramble. It may set your screen on fire or worse. You have been warned.)

THE NEW MIRACULOUS EPISODE MIRACULER CAME OUT LIKE DAYS AGO AND THERE'S A RELEASE DATE FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, BUT I'M STILL TRYING TO GET OVER THIS LAST ONE.

First off, like, Mayura is back??????? When did this happen???? I was watching it with earbuds in my living room and just about flipped a cow when in the first five seconds, Miss Peacock herself is suddenly there, and out of the lair for goodness sake?? WHATT???? I MEAN YEAH THIS IS AWESOME THOUGH DON'T GET ME WRONG!!!!!

Auguste is really starting to get annoying, though. Like, ok kid, you like lollipops. We get it. Who knew a baby could cause so much trouble and danger just because it wants a piece of candy.

I did NOT expect CHLOÉ BOURGIOUS TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO SUCCESSFULLY RESIST AKUMATIZATION!!!!! But this only makes me like her character even more!! And because Marinette is just as strongwilled as her, I think that kinda sets in stone that she won't be akumatized, but since Chat is so easygoing, he won't be able to resist as easily. O_O crap...

Ok! So Miraculer actually cracked me up when she first showed up, mimicking every other sentence from Ladybug. Then the episode progressed.......and then.........

CATALYST WAS WRONG OMGOSH

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THEIR WAY OF SHOWING US WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CATACLYSM IS USED ON A PERSON WITHOUT KILLING SOMEONE IN CANONESS.

MY LIFE IS A LIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!

I almost wish the person just disintegrated though!! Because, I mean, yeah it was interesting to finally see the truth, but it was so painful watching (HAVING to watch) Chat Noir like the walking dead throughout the episode....... Oof. I said "poor baby" like twenty times. Like, I've never had them, but imagine, having to fight a supervillain with broken ribs and slowly dying the entire time... 😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰 (those emojis express it best) I'm so glad Ladybug helped him though.

What the heck, we got the whole crazy Miraculous team for the first time since the season 2 finale???? Another thing I wasn't expecting..!! I didn't expect to see that until maybe this season's finale, maybe. Wow! 😂😂😆😆😆😆😆 But it was amazing. More Ninya, aka DJWifi..... 😍😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💕 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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AND THEN (this is my bro's theory btw) what if Mayura amokitizes something of Chat Noir's???? Hawk Moth's amok was threatening and heartbreaking enough, but think about Chat's life!! Spends most of his time alone, neglectful father, missing mother, rejected by his crush daily....... what kind of creature would be created as a result....???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HUH??????? HUH??????????

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ok I'm done now. Just needed to rant for a while. Fangirl thing, ya know? *punches your arm*

(Chaaaatttt Nooiiirrrrr) (hahahahahahahahehehehe..hehe.......he......)

*crickets*

TEEHEE