Two guys were going on a walk through the forest. They found a sign that read, 'Do not enter the house ahead.. or else..'

The first guy laughed and dared the other to go into it. His friend said, "No way! Everyone who goes into that house dies! Never to be seen again! It's freaky stuff!"

The first guy scoffed, "Whatever! I'm going in there."

His friend tried to stop him, and eventually gave up and ran away once they were at the doorstep. The guy opened the door slowly. It looked like a normal-well... dusty- house. He saw a couch and a TV. He sat down and turned on the TV and went to his favorite channel. 

"IIII'm gonna get you.." A voice whispered creepily. He jumped and looked around. He didn't see anyone nearby. He shrugged and kept watching TV.

"III'm gonna get you.." It said again. He stood up off of the couch and followed the voice as it continued.

"I'm gonna get you.."

He made it to a closed door.

"I've got you where I want you. And now I'm going to eat you."

Chills went down his spine, but now he was certain that whoever was saying that was right through that door.

His heart pounded.

He reached for the handle.

He grabbed it.

Slowly, he twisted it.

Then, he slowly opened it.

To see..

A monkey sitting on the toilet, picking it's nose saying, "I've gotcha where I want ya.. And now I'm gonna eat ya.."

Yes. Monkeys can talk in the world of jokes XD. Anyways, I hope you liked it!