BTW, this is not to offend people who dyed their hair green, it's just green for another reason and you'll find out why soon..

A guy works at a restaurant. After someone orders, he always gives them a compliment. Usually on their hair.

A girl orders her foot and is about to leave when he says, "Nice hair!" She thanks him and leaves.

Next, a girl with an odd shade of green hair comes. She orders her food and he says, "Nice hair..?"

She says, "Thank you!" and leaves.

The next day, the same girl comes back once again. He says, "Nice hair..?"

She sniffs and runs her hand from her nose to her hair smearing her nose's grossness all over her light hair, "Thank you!"

Did you gag at that last part? I did when I first heard it lol.