Okay guys, please don't judge me. Nothing is funnier than jokes that make fun of yourself as well. I'm a blonde in hair and mind and I just love blonde jokes and have multiple up my sleeve. I'll start with a classic...

A girl (blonde) was in a store and one of the workers asked her if she needed any help. She said, "Yes. I would like to buy this TV." She motioned towards one. The worker said, "Sorry, we can't sell to blondes."

That night she dyed her hair purple, wore different clothes, and returned. She asked once again for the TV, and once again he said, "Sorry, we can't sell to blondes."

She gaped. Her hair was purple! How did he know. She tried one last time the next day with black hair and a new outfit and he said the same exact thing. She was mad, "Ugh! How do you know I'm a blonde?"

He pointed at the TV she wanted to buy, "Because that TV you keep coming for is actually a microwave."