Straight Ppl: oh fuck the opposite sex is so sexy

Gay ppl: oh no people of the same sex is sexy

Every other sexuality: -

Or

Ew wtf i hate everybody *sprays every human with probably bitch repellent*

Jesus chrIST-

Also
Basically if any person actually paying even a bit of attention to me on a day to day basis is sad:

Yeah.....uh.....oof-