Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

*flips into the room wearing an American flag bra and butt shorts, her Weston '87 settled low on her neon pink and purple hair. Her black leather jacket rests on her right shoulder, and her turquoise cowgirl boots are shining clean*

I DON' BEEN TAGGED. Three times, actually. Two of which are the same questions...... ANYWHO!!! Let's get started, shall we? *bows and runs backwards over to the PowerPoint she made, a wooden pointer in her hand*

1. My name is Beatrix Grace Amanda Tam, but I go by Trixx, obviously. I usually don't include both of my middle names when I get tagged *shrugs* but hey, I'm feeling generous.

2. I am 16, but have the mental age of, like, an 80 year-old. *runs out of the room and reappears hobbling back in with a black cane in hand, her hair up in a tight bun and she's wearing a flowery dress. A pair of reading glasses hang around her neck on a pearl cord, and 10 cats follow in her wake* These children nowadays and their newfangled contraptions!!! *shoves an annoying teen out of her path* GET OUTTA MY WAY. JUST LET ME SIT HERE AND FEED MAH BIRDS. (If you got that reference I will love you forever)

3. Hmmmmmmmmmmmn. Well, I mean.... I'm female, but I'm constantly confused as male??? Like, this girl??? Was flirting with me??? At Target because I still shop in the kids' section because I'm short as fuck??? Because she thought I was a dude??? And I thought she was bi of lesbian or something??? And it got really awkward after I informed her I was a female, and yes, I WAS born that way. So yeah. Refer to me as she/her, I guess???

4. Ummmm, well.... *looks around at "Emo" band posters plastered all over her walls and the dozens of said band shirts in her closet* Hahah. Welp. Can I put the Crayon Song??? Because I relate to the black crayon sO MUCH. HOORAY!!! HOoRaY!! Hooray!

5. I'M A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN, OKAY?! I'M TALKER THAN MOST WOMEN IN MY FAMILY, SO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY DIMINUTIVE HEIGHT. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, Beatnix !!! *sighs loudly and takes off her five inch platform shoes to reveal a short-ass Angsty bean* *grumbles quietly* I'm 5'1" and 1/2".

6. *sips on her caramel mocha latte with three shots of caffeine and whip cream on top* Literally anything with sugar, preferably caffeinated.

7. I'm Demisexual. I sWING ANY WAY I WANT, MOTHER. BACK THE FRIKK FRAKKITY PADDY WACK OFF. *clears throat awkwardly* I'm fine. Anyways, where was I??? Oh, yes. NUMBER 8!!!! *swings wooden pointer into the screen so violently it snaps in half* Shit, that was my last one.

8. A creature??? Like, an animal??? Or a cryptid??? Or aN ALIEN??? CAN I PUT CORAN, CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN?!?! BECAUSE YES, I CHOOSE THE DRUNK SPACE UNCLE.

9. Is stress a mood??? Anxiety??? Depression??? Conflicted??? Annoyance??? Emoness???

10. Is that even a real fucking question?? Have you sEEN MY SKETCHBOOK???

I think I've proved my point. And my obsession.

11. Punk Emo Semi-Goth with lots of piercings and a strange hat obsession.

12. *laughs maniacally for twenty minutes before she realizes you're serious and does a double-take* Really? You think I'd manage to get asked out by someone I like? That's actually funny. I mean, I'm low-key "married" to a friend have a "step-daughter" and "step-daughter-in-law" who named their "child" after me and made me the "child's" Godmother before I "married" their "mother"..... Moral of the story, my friends are weird, and I will remain a single Pringle for life.

13. I'M AN AQUARIUS, BIATCHES!!! WHOOO!!!

14. Oxygen????

15. Sarcastic-Sassy-Smartass. It's not three words if it's hyphenated. BOOM!

(I just posted this and forgot to tag people XD)

Beatnix (eat my ass, Nix)
LyllianFoster (I tag you a lot, lol)
-NothingSpecialHere- (PAYBACK)
ChildOfTheCornflakes
MerOdie
GayChildOfHades4190
KlanceandPhan
Goddess-of-Wisdom
-Little_Weirdo-
Animation4eternity

Peace out, nerds.