I LITERALLY JUST POSTED, BUT HERE WE GO!!!!

1. If you didn't already know, I jUST POSTED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, SO FEEL FREE TO CHECK THAT OUT.

2. Well, I'm low-key obsessed with all things Voltron. I know, real shocker.

3. I am currently working on writing a comic book series with a friend of mine about a Grandma who fights villains in an alternate reality. She has 7 cats and a "secretly" gay orderly.

4. I'm Texan. Also a big shocker. *struts into the room wearing an American flag bra, short-shorts, a Weston '87, turquoise cowgirl boots, and a black leather jacket with matching fingerless gloves* Howdy.

5. My ancestry is basically Europe. What part, you ask??? Boi, I say Europe, I MEAN Europe. You can point at any country in Europe, and it's a 70/30 chance that my ancestors were from there.

6. I have NO WIFI!!! I am posting these at school, literally the only place I can access it.

7. I just moved, which also explains number six. Hopefully by the time I publish this I will actually HAVE WiFi. Cross your fingers or knock on wood for me, will ya?

8. I JUST GOT A FRIKKIN CAT AND OOOOOOMMMMMGGGGG!!!!! HE'S BASICALLY A FLUFF POTATO!!! HE'S A NAPOLEON (half Munchkin half Persian) AND OOOOMMMMMGGGGGG HIS LEGS??? ARE LIKE??? AN INCH LONG???

AGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M DYING OF CUTENESS OML.

9. I'm going on a school trip to San Antonio this weekend with my Choir group and am stuck with people who:
A. Don't like me
B. Are low-key homophobes
C. Unaware I am a homosexual (praying to a God I may or may not believe in)
D. Are making me sleep in a bed with a Sophomore
Or E. All of the above
If you chose E. All of the above, cONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE CORRECT!! Beatnix  TELL THEM WHAT THEY WON!!! A WEEKEND OF ME SILENTLY SUFFERING IN MY OWN PERSONAL HELL WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR MY SCREAMS?!?! SOUNDS AMAZHANG!!! I'LL TAKE TWO.

10. I'm kinda crying rn because of number nine.

11. I just read Ruby and Sapphire— a book I'm going to put in my Klance booklist as soon as I have WiFi— and OMG HATS OFF TO THE AUTHOR. I SCREAMED, I CRIED, I THREW MY PHONE OUT A TWO STORY WINDOW AND JUMPED OUT AFTER IT— paaaaaaiiiiinnnnn. Never try that at home, kids— AND THE ONLY REASON THEY DIDN'T GET 200+ NOTIFICATIONS IN 24 HOURS IS BECAUSE— ONCE AGAIN— I HAD. NO. WIFI. I JUST— I CAAAAANNNNN'TTTTT. READ. THIS. BOOK. OML. I NEED A MINUTE.

12.  It's been half an hour since #11 and I only just calmed down.

13. Brandon Mull needs to get his shot together. Like, ILY, Fam, but I'm barely 100 pages into Time Jumpers, and I've already found 2 major typos:

UM, EXCUSE??? OPOSSUM??? IS SPELLED O-P-O-S-S-U-M??? SIR. GET YOU FACTS STRAIGHT.
That last typo was on purpose. BecAUSE IT PERFECTLY LEADS TO THIS:

NOTICE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT??? HERE, LET ME JUST—

"YOU MOM'S TOWER". I WOULD LOOK AT YOU TOO, COLE. YOU JUST FUCKED UP A LITTLE BIT THERE.

LyllianFoster  (If I have to suffer through tagging people, you do too, fam.): Okay, so here comes the hard—
Me:HARD *wiggles eyebrows*
Lyl:the bad—
Me: bad?? *looks at you coyly*
Lyl: THE ROUGH PART—
Me:kinky!!! *winks and slaps hand over Lyl's mouth before she can stop me* AND I MISS TALKIN' ABOUT LIFE AND
OTHER STUFF!!! *wiggles eyebrows*
-Little_Weirdo- : Very specific.
Me: sHUT UP.
Me: I like my parents-
FanApplePiez : Who says that??
Me: I love my parents, but each day's another fight! If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be all riiiight!
FuckMeKeith : Smoking drugs—
Me: JUST FIX IT!!
jcopc1 : If I stop smoking crack—
Me: CRACK?!
ambspo : If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alriiiight~!
Me: I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE! TRY TO BE MORE "NICE" *scowls* I'LL TURN AROUND, JUST WAIT AND SEEEEE~~!!!!
Cheetahtwo : 'CAUSE ALL THAT TAKES IS A LITTLE—!
Me: RE—
Animation4eternity : IN—
Me: VEN—
lydiaofthefallen : TION!!!
Me: YOU JUST GOTTA GIVE IT—!!!
EmoPhangirl91 :YOUR—!!!
Me: A—!
Aquarius_Cat_03 : TTEN—!!
Me: TION—!!!
Me: ALL TA GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE IN WHO YOU WANNA BE—!!!
Everyone: SINCERELY ME!!!!
Lyl: *struggles out of my hold* Are we done yet???
Me: Well I can't just show them ONE EMAIL! I-I want to prove I was a good friend—
Lyl: Oh my God.
Me: Dear Connor Murphy, yes I also miss our talks!
canehdiennobody : Stop doing drugs!! Just try to take deep breathes and... go on walks!
Me: No.
DivergentDemigod575 : I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees!!!
Me: NO.
awkward_exe : YOU'LL BE OBSESSED WITH ALL MY FOREST EXPERTISE!!
Me: *cackles* AbsolUTELY NOT!
Me: Dude, I'm proud of you! Just keep pushing through! You're turning around, I can see~~!!!
QuinnTheAsshole : JUST WAIT AND SEEEE!!!!
Me: 'CAUSE ALL THAT IT TAKES IS A LITTLE—!!
friking-awsom-kitten : RE—!
Me: IN—!!
derpehwolfie_ : VEN-!!!
Me: TION!!!
skittle724 : YOU JUST GOTTA GIVE IT—!!
Me: YOUR—!
MonsieurDandylion : A—!!
Me: TTEN—!!!
EveShakamora : TION!!!!
Me: ALL YA GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE IN WHO YOU WANNA BEEEE!!!!
Everyone: SINCERELY ME!!!
Lyl: *breaks out of her restraints* You tagged 20 people.
Everyone but me: WHAT THE HELL?!
Me: My bad. (I'm not sorry at all because I got tagged three times this week THAT I KNOW OF. Deal with it.)

Hope this was mildly entertaining!!! Now Imma go work the ITHER ONE OF THESE I HAVE TO DO AND WILL PROBABLY RETAG HALF OF YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. NAMASTE. *bows and backflips out of the room*