BAHAHAHAHA OMG BIANA MY BABY SO TRUE

This is especially for those Keeper fans out there, but if you think these hilarious posts are cool then read through this! Here's the heavenly page where I found this stuff: https://www.pinterest.com/Keefelover/keeper-of-the-lost-cities/ 

How is this so accurate omg. Recently this has been me, but with the new Beauty and the Beast live action adaptation. AND IT CAME OUT TODAY OMG SO HYPED

I LOVE EMMA WATSON SO MUCH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT AHHHHHHHHH

Speaking of Emma Watson movies, why not a little throwback (Fri)day, shall we?

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This is the perfect mashup of HP and KotLC I never knew I needed until now lol. I love Minerva and Oralie, though I would find it hilarious if Bronte was the one saying this XD (when you start to like Bronte more than you thought you would....) Also, CUSTARD BURSTS!!

WE HAVE A BOOK SIX JACKET DESCRIPTION

I REPEAT

BOOK SIX OMG, THIS IS NOT A DRILL FOLKS! 

Shannon slays these descriptions. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 

AND THE COVER HOLY MOTHER OF SOPHIE (YES I MEAN EDA LOL) 

Linh looks absolutely stunning, and obviously identical to her twin Tam. The jacket designers deserve awards for how amazingly talented they are! Doesn't she look a little like Toph from Avatar? That makes it even better in my opinion lol. Well done once again!! And more FosterKeefe hand holding for those lovely fan artists out there to work with too :D

Is it bad that I ship myself with Tam, even though we have different personalities and he may or may not end up with someone else???? (I love how my first concern wasn't that he isn't a real person...XD) AND KEEFE WITH THE JOKES LIKE ALWAYS HAHAHA

I ship SoKeefe a LITTLE more than SoFitz, but I love them both! Here's for those SoFitz peeps out there, let's call a truce before our boys end up going on a full base quest duel over Foster, yea? XD When you set up a date for your stuffed animals, but you actually want to set up the date for yourselves (cue the fangirling). Awwww

I think it's time for a field trip, sponsored by the infinite money cubes provided to every elf at birth! AKA LOOK AT THIS MENU LET'S GO OMG

I want Alden's Mallowmelt in a Cup! OOOH NO, Biana's Ruby Red sounds amazing! KEEFE'S CARAMEL DELIGHT! Better not have any gulons in it, though. 

I think I need to call Elwin after I go through this menu XD. Awww they even have one for Jensi! Hmmmmm would Linh's drink just be water? Nah, she'd have something even better than water. SWIZZLEROOT WATER! Courtesy of Havenfield Sanctuary XD 

I'm all up for Dex's pranks, but I'm gonna take a line from Keefe's book: "NOT THE HAIR?! DON'T MESS WITH THE HAIR!" XD Also, if you give Tam a balding serum, there's A LOT that he'll do to you because of it. So be careful Dex lol (though that reminds me, anyone want to see a bald Stina? I would pay legit money to see that go down.) 

The best part of this post is the pun at the end XD I almost missed that. Oh Keefe, never change hon. #Sokeefe Also, Dame Alina trying to break up #Aldella back in the say *rolls eyes* 

There's so many good puns on this post, I strive to say at least one of these in real life XD. Slay Grady, slay. 

NOOOO NOT THAT LINE ABOUT KEEFE </3 I already read Neverseen and Lodestar but TOO SOON. TOO. SOON. ;( I actually cried when I read that part, all the feels just gushed out like a waterfall. 

WARNING: THIS IS FOR SOKEEFE FANS, AND CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM NEVERSEEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH EITHER OF THESE PLEASE TURN BACK NOW. I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE FROM SPOILERS LOL

Now for my own rant. THIS IS A GREAT ARGUMENT! This is one of the main reasons for me shipping Sokeefe, because of the development of trust in brokenness. And yes, Sofitz has the Cognate bond and I LOVE that, but the fact that Keefe is an Empath makes the whole thing fall on another level that differentiates from Sofitz. THE NEAR KISS SCENE HAD ME HYPERVENTILATING SO HARD

I thought I would need to call an ambulance XD JKJK 

END OF SPOILERS HERE, I PROMISE

Guess what I fouuuunnndddd????? *Smiles wide* 

Guess we know what I'm making soon XD Now all we need are the custard burst recipe, and the veggie that tastes like sausages. Okay, the last one might be magic based, but if Shannon can make mallow melt then I can easily make a sausage tasting veggie, right? Anyway, I doubt anything I could whip up would ever be as good as Edaline's, but we can try! TO THE OVEN! *sprints away with a flowing half cape dramatically flying after* While I'm there, I FOUND A SECOND ONE FOR RIPPLEFLUFFS YAYYYYYYYY

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OMG

Have your choice of chico-mint or toffee! Yea, I'll DEFINITELY need Elwin around when I start eating these XD Anyone got a bottle of Youth around, by the way? 

Ok, last recipe I PROMISE! I don't want to get too hungry lol

If anyone ever gets around to making these, SEND PICTURES! I will envy and adore you as you eat delicious treats from our lovely elvin world lol. Until then, I'll consider this my bucket/birthday party treat list haha. 

Okay this isn't even applicable to JUST the Keeper fandom, because EVERYONE feels this way. If you haven't had a crush on at least ONE fictional boy, then I'd be glad to help you there XD. Let me count the ways:

Percy Jackson

Leo Valdez

Jason Grace

Frank Zhang

Will Solace

Nico di Angelo (yes yes I know the recent two are in a gay ship together but OMG MY CHILDREN #Solangelo)

Keefe Sencen

Dex Dizznee

Fitz Vacker

Tam Song

Honestly, the list could go on forever but I'm running out of space lol. Stay tuned for Part 2 of Keeper Spam!