DarkDiamondAngel tagged me and I did it.

Ten things about myself.

1. I'm the tallest person in my family.

2. I don't eat pork for the simple fact that I wanted a pet pig before and now the thought sickens me

3. I'm not actually bisexual as most think I am, I'm biromantic

4. I can play both clarinet and piano

5. I don't like country music

6. I believe that our entire exaistance is simulated

7. I'm allergic to eggs and some perfumes

8. My favorite animals are llamas

9. The only thing I've decided to do with my life is to get two rats named Sebastian and Eilonwy

10. I don't believe in anything, here are some examples: holiday mascots, superstitions, religion, etc.

Tags: (welcome army members I didn't know who else to tag)
TheSilentWolfxxx
evesdrop01
Fander_Virgil_
Kitkat4406
Xx_candyhuman_xX
kkady07
Luna_Lesbian

(Yeah I'm not tagging 28 people)

Spoiler: He continued to jot down items, "There seems to be no physical changes that I can make note of." He was about to get himself ready for bed but he noticed something extremely alarming on his skin.

That's all you get.

Joke: (Me haha no)
Detective 1: A body was found here this morning.

Detective 2: Who's the victim?

Detective 1: Ms. Darling Serious.

Detective 2: *laughs*

Detective 1: Is this a joke to you!?

Detective 2: No Darling, this is dead serious.

Rules:
1. Mention who tagged you
2. Do it in 3 days
3. Name 10 things about yourself
4. Tag 28 people
5. Give a spoiler for your book
6. Tell a joke
7. Add the rules for the tag to your post

And done, now to work on my story again otherwise I'll keep putting it off and it'll never get done.