I hate myself in the most loving way possible.

Enjoy :3~

Me- *driving to work listening to music happily also thinking about possible stories and things to write*

Brain- you know how a mechanic work on car?

Me- *Confused* yeah? Why do ask?

Brain- they do a car surgery everytime they fix something.

Me- *sighs* explain.

Brain- well if you replace the battery it's a heart surgery, if it's to fix something involving AC or fan, it's a respiratory...

Me- so what your saying is we are literally comparing our cars to the CARS movie-

Brain- all I'm saying is that mechanics are car doctors and diagnose disorders and issues with nedding to be fixed in surgeries!

Me- *I want to crash into a bridge again but die this time*

(This literally happened and I had a mental crisis 10 minutes before work... i dont look at cars the same, thanks INTRUSIVE THOTS!)