*Throws Memes* Time To Feed On Memes

It's been too long since memes have been given.
Take them. Take the memes

KrakenKid: Here is my wall of inspiration people!

CannibalCrab: Already, we got some good ones here- wait, is that a picture of you?

KrakenKid: I like to think I'm an inspiration to myself!

Cody: Dude, why do you attack me with your words?

KrakenKid: You want me to use rocks instead?

Cody: ...Point taken

KrakenKid: Cannibal! Have you slept at all? You look terrible!

CannibalCrab: So do you

KrakenKid: *Offended gasp*

CannibalCrab: Just kidding! You're always beautiful!

KrakenKid: That's what I thought!

Selena: Oh! So suddenly, you DON'T have a death wish?

Cody: I never had a death wish, I'm just not sure I can die

Blooper: Hey Selena! What would you give me if I managed to throw this jellybean that hit you directly on the forehead?

Selena: A concussion


Cody: I only take orders from one person: Me!

Professor Pikalus: It's truly a wonder how your still alive....

KrakenKid: Okay look, I'm sorry and you are really worth having around.

Cody: No, you're not

KrakenKid: Yeah, I have dreams about stapling your hands together but I tried!

Blooper: Whoa! That thing is so cool!

Selena: How cool will it be when it KILLS US?

Blooper: ...Considerably less cool

Professor Pikalus: Okay, that's the plan, and if anybody else has a better idea, put it in the suggestion box

CannibalCrab: ...You just pointed to a trash can?

Professor Pikalus: Exactly


KrakenKid: How long does your ideal hug last?

CannibalCrab: 30-45 minutes

KrakenKid: That's kinda impractical.

CannibalCrab: You said ideal, not realistic


Selena: Wow, this is a fancy event... I mean just look at KrakenKid! He's wearing his best vest!

KrakenKid: It's the one without all the blood on it

Cody: Selena! Sam! We've gotta get out of here and quick!

Sam: What's going on?

Cody: No time to explain!

Blooper: *Runs by* ALIEN ATTACK

Cody: ...I think that explains it pretty well

Cody: Can't you compliment me at least once?

KrakenKid: Fine. You have amazing willpower and determination-

Cody: Wow! Thanks, I wasn't expecting-

KrakenKid: -To be a complete idiot

Cody: ...I'll take it


Cody: Alright, let's agree to say "I'm sorry" on three, okay?

KrakenKid: Okay

Cody: One, two, three!

KrakenKid: ........

Cody: ........

Cody: ....Okay, now I'm just disappointed in both of us

CannibalCrab: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL!

KrakenKid: ...Why is everything on fire?

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The memes are served! Would you like fries with that?

I hope you liked these little entertaining shorts! Be sure to comment what you thought, and I bid thee farewell!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter

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