I didn't finish anything so TAKE MEMESSSSSS

Professor Pikalus: *Drunk* Blooper! You did great, have a beer! *Hands him mug*

KrakenKid: Pikalus, he's 13!

Professor Pikalus: Oh! *Hands him two mugs* A growing boy!

KrakenKid: PIKALUS NO

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Cody: *Jokingly* So do I have a brother today or are you gonna run off again?

Joe: Since you ate the last piece of pie, you have an enemy

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Rasmus: Give me one good reason why you shoved Professor in the washing machine.

CannibalCrab: He smells

Tanith: He's cocky

Cody: He beat me in Mario Cart

KrakenKid: He kidnapped my son

Blooper: Pretty sure he tried to kill me

Selena: He still owes me FIFTY DOLLARS!

Sam: And He never pays when we go out

Joe: He started laughing when he heard I got sick

Ace: One word: Hulk

Rasmus: I said ONE reason!

Professor Pikalus: *From inside washing machine* Well dang guys

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Joe: Awww come on, how bad is Cody even?

KrakenKid: If I was in a room with Cody, Professor Pikalus and the leader of the Guardians, and had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Cody twice

Joe: Well-

KrakenKid: If Cody was dying of poison in front of me, and I had the antidote in my hand and just needed to give it to him, I'd drink it instead

Joe: Wow-

KrakenKid: If Cody was on life support, I'd unplug him to charge my phone even if it was at 100%

Joe: OKAY I GET IT

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Cody: I'm going to succeed, or die crying!

Professor Pikalus: It's "Die trying"

Cody: Not the way I do it

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Joe: KrakenKid is choking, call 911!

Cody: The 9 button is broken!

Joe: Turn your phone upside down and use the 6!

Cody: GENIUS!

KrakenKid: *Momentarily stops choking* What the hell

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Joe: Come on guys! It's AmeriCAN not AmeriCAN'T!

Cody: Dude you're from England

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Sam: Can we please not Cody this situation any worse than it is?

Cody: Hang on... Did you use my name as a verb for screwing something up?

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CannibalCrab: *Drunk* ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUU

Blooper: When they say Christmas is the time for giving, pretty sure they don't mean HEADACHES, CANNIBAL

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Ace: Apparently on birthdays you give presents so I got you something?

Chester: Really? I'll love it, what is it?

Ace: *Holds it in hands* It's a cat?

Chester: *Stares and takes deep breath* I appreciate the effort but that's not a cat, that's a raccoon

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KrakenKid: Wow I stepped in crap again

*Lifts leg up to reveal picture of Cody*

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Selena: What are you doing?

Blooper: *Sarcastically* Worshiping Satan obviously

Selena: Seems kinda egotistical to worship yourself but whatever

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Chester: *Banging on door* ACE IS THIS IMPORTANT! COME OUT!

Ace: I'M GAY

Chester: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU

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KrakenKid: Cannibal, why do you have a shirt saying "I'm not married to Pikalus"?

CannibalCrab: BECAUSE I'M NOT! GOSH KRAKEN, CAN'T YOU READ?

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Selena: You shouldn't insult people who aren't as big as you!

Professor Pikalus: But then I'd never get to insult anyone

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Sam: I need more training. There a lot of crime in my area and the soldiers nearby are terrible

Professor Pikalus: I'm near your area

Sam: I know

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Cody: Your son's pretty cute!

KrakenKid: So is a lion but you don't see me trying to pet it

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Cody: Guys! Guess what I got!

Selena: A woman?

KrakenKid: A real job?

Joe: A family member who hasn't been presumed dead at some point?

Cody: You guys are mean...

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KrakenKid: So when does the judgement express arrive?

Selena: Cody said he'd be here in five minutes

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KrakenKid: Stay here

Selena: Yeah sure, you go into the dark hallway alone, and all stay here in the dark room, alone

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Rasmus: And now, we'll read the complaints. Professor Pikalus says, "Everyone has been calling me Pickles all day. I blame KrakenKid."

KrakenKid: *Off to the side* Yep, five coins each. Totally worth it.

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Sam: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Professor Pikalus: Hmmm... Cody! Joe! How tall are you two?

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Joe: Kraken, Cody isn't talking to me

KrakenKid: Enjoy it while it lasts

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YAY MEMES

I've been saving up for a while and this isn't even all of them. I'm saving the rest for when they're needed.

Anyways, I hope you guys liked this! Be sure to comment and stuff, and until we meet again!

—JustAnAtlantisWriter