Please tell me and I'm not the only one who does this but I do this thing when I'm writing where if I make a mistake, I then sass myself for it. For example:

"Lucky for them, I had no evils-"

Ah yes. I had no evils. Great work, 10/10 writing skills. Don't worry world, I can grammar and spell! I good writer!

"I just need tihs-"

tihs

Great job me, you couldn't spell "This" right. Freaking fantasic

"I have a couple things do to"

Do to. DO TO. WHY 

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

You have no idea how many times I've gone back to edit and found a place where I said Do To instead of To Do

It's a problem

"And so they professed their undying love to each other, galloping into the glorious sunset in the sky adn-"

Out of everything... Out of EVERYTHING there, I messed up on "And"

How does this even happen

"Because I need yo utok now bUIVORFUBFUIBFIUBFUIBFBFIFJBFUBFLUOFBUIFBFUIFBIFFJMI FBUFJKFBUIFFBUFBFBU WHYYYYYYYYYY"

WHY DO I PRESS SPACE TOO SOON

THIS HAS HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES

TOO

FREAKING

MANY

I should probably stop writing at night...

"Beacuse"

I...

Welp

My spelling skills right there

Seriously, thank you Auto Correct for correcting all of these horrid spelling mistakes because otherwise, you would not be able to read any word that is remotely tough.

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This was mainly because I mess up a lot with my first drafts in writing (Basically before I edit all of the mistakes) and I needed to just write my frustrations out. Plus, I got to be sarcastic, so any chance I can do that, I will take. This mostly happened also due to the fact that while writing earlier, I made that first mistake so it led to this. That first one was an actual line I messed up in my next chapter I'm working on.

I hope you liked reading about my daily pains of being a writer. Be sure to comment and tell me, are you sarcastic with yourself or is it just me? Anyways, goodbyeeeeeee!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter