MEMES, brought to you by Dad Jokes
*Tosses memes and runs away*
Selena: Alright, you have seven chairs and ten friends, what do you do?
Cody: Have everyone sit on the floor!
KrakenKid: Just bring three more chairs. It's just that simple.
Sam: Best of seven can sit on the chairs. Only the worthy.
Professor Pikalus: Kill three of them
Selena: WHOA!
KrakenKid: Seriously! Just bring three chairs! It's not that hard!
Selena: It'll work out, just act normal!
KrakenKid: *Punches Cody*
Cody: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
KrakenKid: She said act natural!
KrakenKid: *Trying to find Blooper* BADDA BING
Blooper: *From somewhere else* BADDA BOOM
Professor Pikalus: *Hands a note to Sam* Cody wanted me to give you this
*Note says 'Do you like me?' With a yes or no option*
Sam: *Crumbles and throws note at Cody peeking out from the corner* Cody, we've been dating for months!
Cody: Shhh, just answer the question
*At school*
Blooper: Hey Selena, can I take some of your food?
Selena: Why? Can't you get your own?
Blooper: I kinda forgot my lunch at home.
*Deep within the Conch Command*
KrakenKid: My Dad senses are tingling... BLOOPER FORGOT HIS LUNCH!
*Back at school*
Blooper: So do we have homework because I fell asleep in the middle of-
KrakenKid: *Blasts through wall* BLOOPER I HAVE YOUR LUNCH
Blooper: DAD WHAT
Cody: KrakenKid! What are you doing here?
KrakenKid: FEAR NOT SON FOR I HAVE YOUR FOOD
Blooper: Why are you like this
KrakenKid: *Getting into the palace* I'm Krak-IN!
CannibalCrab: *Groans*
*Later*
CannibalCrab: *As they're leaving* Don't you dare-
KrakenKid: I'm Krak-OUT
CannibalCrab: Why do I follow you again
Selena: I'd really like something sparkly!
Blooper: *Dumps glitter on self* Sup?
Sam: So you're Blooper huh? You look a lot like you're father.
Blooper: Thanks. Your sister talks about you all the time, I swear sometimes she's so fast it's like she's on drugs
Blooper: NOT LIKE I WOULD KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ON DRUGS I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE!
Sam: Uh-huh. Definitely KrakenKid's child
Blooper: KrakenKid just left the room so that means as heir, I'M IN CHARGE! Which means you all are getting new names!
CannibalCrab: What? That doesn't-
Darrel: Just roll with it
Blooper: You *Points to Gnash* Shall be known as Blueberry. And you *Points to Darrel* You're Ice Cream. And Cannibal... You're Pizza.
CannibalCrab: ...I feel like the fact that you haven't had lunch is effecting your decisions
*Tide Changers Vs Poker*
KrakenKid: Guys, if we're going to play this, we have to stop cheating.
CannibalCrab: I have never cheated in anything my entire life!
Darrel: That's a lie and you know it. Don't worry Kraken, I don't cheat.
Blooper: I'm just naturally lucky!
KrakenKid: *Deep sigh* Guys, I know all of us are cheating because there's no way ALL of us got FOUR aces!
Blooper: Hey Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
KrakenKid: *Immediately* Abracadabra, you're a sandwich.
Blooper: ......*Leaves*
*Later*
Blooper: *Drags Cody into room*
KrakenKid: Whoa! Blooper, what's going on?
Blooper: Stab him! Stab him right now, penguin! You did it before!
Cody: THAT WAS ONE TIME! And I think you're overreacting!
Blooper: *Has idea* You know what, you're right. Dad, I'm sorry
KrakenKid: Hi Sorry, I'm Dad
KrakenKid: *Gets stabbed by Cody*
Me: Hey guys look at this new book called Sea Of Feels! I-
Everyone: *Takes the Realm Of Atlantis characters away*
Me: Hey!
Everyone: YOU CAN HAVE THEM BACK WHEN YOU TREAT THEM WITH CARE!
Me: KrakenKid is my favorite because he's such an interesting character and lovable. He knows he's the villain in Cody's story but never stops being the hero in his own. Despite being a leader of a villainous empire, he still has time to be a fantastic father and loves a lot of the people he works with. He rules by both love and fear, and that's beautiful. Plus he's a dork.
Also me: This is CannibalCrab, he's orange and I love him
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I was in the mood for Dad jokes okay
Anyways, I hope you liked this as always! A new chapter of something (Whatever finishes first) should be coming up soon so wait for itttttttt~ Bye!
--JustAnAtlantisWriter
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