Wowie, look at these MEMES

KrakenKid: I am this close to smacking you *Pushes "hands" together*

CannibalCrab: ...They're touching

KrakenKid: Exactly

CannibalCrab: *rUNS*

Tanith: Don't cry! If you cry, I'm gonna cry!

Cody: I'm not-

Tanith: TOO LATE I'M CRYING

KrakenKid: *Jolts up in the middle of the night* I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL

KrakenKid: Oh wait... I'm an adult. *Goes back to bed*

KrakenKid: *Jolts up again* CRAP I'M THE TEACHER

Cody: Wow, I can't believe you guys actually moved in with each other

Tanith: Uh, we are very sophisticated adults, thank you very much!

KrakenKid: Yeah! The other day, we bought a vegetable.

Sam: *Casually lays hand on couch*

Cody: *Stares at hand and thinks* Come on, Cody. Just hold her hand. Do it. HOLD HER HAND YOU COWARD!

Sam: *To herself* Is he going to hold my hand or what?

Blooper: I didn't take your advice and ate half the pizza. I feel like I'm going to throw up but it was really good... I'm going to eat more.

KrakenKid: BLOOPER NO

Blooper: There's still half a pizza left, I gotta finish the job, Dad.

KrakenKid: I'm not ticklish

CannibalCrab: You wanna prove that?

KrakenKid: *Runs* GET YOUR CLAWS AWAY FROM ME

*Playing scrabble*
Blooper: Okay, I'm going to put down my 'A' to make 'A'

Selena: Well I'm going to put down my T to spell 'At'

KrakenKid: I've got a R and I'm going to make that a "Rat"

Professor Pikalus: And I'm going to turn this "Rat" into "Biostratigraphic"

CannibalCrab: HOW DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH LETTERS FOR THAT

Cody: *Flips board*

Cody: *Jokingly* Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?

KrakenKid: It's a sword actually. *Pulls out sword*

Cody: OH CRAP *rUNS*

Cody: Okay, scenario number 49: I get shot down before I can fly in with the pelican with cover fire. What do you do?

Tanith: AVENGE YOU

Cody: No, Tanith

Selena: Loot your body

Cody: Really? I can't believe you... And I'm not dead!

Selena: I never said you were

Cody: Okay, next!

Professor Pikalus: Start dissecting your body for science.

Cody: I literally just said I'm not dead, nor am I donating my body to science!

Professor Pikalus: This doesn't change my answer

Cody: ...That's really screwed up. You guys are bad at this. Sam, please give me a good answer

Sam: *Smiling innocently* Take you to KrakenKid and collect the bounty on your head, thus making me a billionaire.

Cody: I believed in you, Sam. Why you gotta do this to me

*Alternately*
KrakenKid: Okay guys, let's say Cody has shocked me with his spear and I'm down. What do you do?

CannibalCrab: Cry

KrakenKid: ...Okay. That's it?

CannibalCrab: *Already tearing up* Y-Yeah

KrakenKid: Oooooookay, someone else please before he starts to cry

Blooper: Assume my place as Leader Of The Tide Changers and completely take over the world, making everything mine to control and becoming a iron fist to them, making them all fear even the word "Blooper"

KrakenKid: Uh... That's great son. Darrel? You should have a perfectly normal answer-

Darrel: Surrender to Cody and agree to help him in any way possible. Gain his trust over time, find his weaknesses and the people he loves, then one day with a simple plan, topple his government, kill everyone he loves in front of him and make him my slave for all eternity until he's nothing but a sobbing mess on the floor. Then finally deliver a painful death.

KrakenKid: Wow... I... You guys do realize I'm not dead in this scenario, right?

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Annnd scene! That last ones my favorite because most of it is purely my own imagination.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed these! I have like half a chapter of like five different things and I really just need to stick to one. Be sure to comment and until we meet again!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter