Chuga Chuga MEEEEMEEEE
It's been too long... MUST! MAKE! MEMES!
*After "Weakness"*
Ace: I have known Chester for less than twenty four hours, but if anything were to happen to him, I would kill everyone in Atlantis and then myself
KrakenKid: So, Cannibal, you're trying to become my general and you've already challenged to fight me six times during this interview-
CannibalCrab: Make it SEVEN *Pulls out another sword*
KrakenKid: *Leans over to Darrel who is very ready for a fight* He's the one
Selena: Guys, don't worry about my sister. She has her bow and arrow
KrakenKid: Bow and arrow? You mean plasma gun, right?
Selena: No, she has a-
CannibalCrab: Shotgun? Surely you mean that!
Selena: Not that either. She doesn't have a gun
Blooper: What do you mean "She doesn't have a gun"? You mean she has her pistol on her?
Selena: Guys! There are weapons outside of guns!
Professor Pikalus: I think we should take out relationship to the next level
CannibalCrab: You want to try to kill each other for real?
Cody: KRAKEN! DID YOU TAKE THE LAST POP TART YOU DIRTY CEPHALOPOD
KrakenKid: Sticks and stones may break my bones but SPEARS ARE FAR MORE EFFECTIVE CANNIBAL HELP
KrakenKid: Okay, so you've made it clear. You're going to be my new Da-
Darell: Your mother.
KrakenKid: Okay, that's good too. But who's my father then? CannibalCrab?
Darrel: *Smirking* No, he's my son-in-law
KrakenKid and CannibalCrab: *Both Stand up and leave the room*
Blooper: *High fives Darrel*
Professor Pikalus: Dude, you remind me so much of Poseidon
Cody: I'm not him
Professor Pikalus: Well, I know that!
Cody: Good! Now, what are you up to to-
Professor Pikalus: Poseidon literally used to say that to me! Are you a reincarnation?
Selena: Look at Professor, surrounded by all those books... Probably reading about quantum physics or something, thinking he's so sophisticated.
Professor Pikalus: *Surrounded by the complete Twilight Saga* *Whispers*Team Jacob for the win
Sam: Cody, where did you learn Spanish?
Cody: *Hides all the volumes of Dora The Explorer under his bed sheets* High school
Rasmus: Okay, we're putting this to a vote! Cody?
Cody: Yes!
Rasmus: KrakenKid?
KrakenKid: I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Cody
Cody: You didn't have a happy childhood?
KrakenKid: My favorite toy was a vacuum cleaner, fill in the blanks.
Professor Pikalus: I am a grown man!
Sam: You're a toddler in a lab coat, nice try
Blooper: Can we get a birthday cake?
KrakenKid: But it's not your birthday
Blooper: The cake won't know
Selena: It's so dark!
Blooper: Don't worry babe, I got this! *Stomps on ground. Sketchers light up*
Selena: Please day words of encouragement so I don't strangle Blooper right now
Sam: There is no makeup in prison
Selena: *Deep sigh* Thank you
Rasmus: *Tucking the kids in* So you see kids, there's hope for anyone!
Cody: *Raises hand* Even me?
Joe: HA!
CannibalCrab: That was a successful shopping trip!
KrakenKid: WE LEFT BLOOPER IN THE STORE
CannibalCrab: As I said, successful!
KrakenKid: *Bumps into door*
Tanith: *Gasps* Are you Okay?
KrakenKid: I'm fine
Tanith: *Glares at door* Hurt him again and I'll take you down
Blooper: If I were a millionaire, I'd buy a million melons. Then I'd be a mellionaire
Selena: How do you have friends again?
Blooper: Because I'm a mellionaire
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This has to be one of my favorite batches
Anyways, I hope you guys liked this! Be sure to comment, and goodbye!
—JustAnAtlantisWriter
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