*Breaks down door* I...Have...MEMES!
I got memes okay? Is this good enough to quench your thirst?
The main difference between Cody and KrakenKid?
Cody: *Internal screaming*
KrakenKid: *External screaming*
Cody And Joe: Wow, being a king is hard, but I think we're getting the hang of it!
KrakenKid: *Jaws theme*
Cody: So let's say that you're right-
Professor Pikalus: Yes, let's. Because I am!
KrakenKid: So, you wanna know how I sprained my arms?
Cody: Yes
KrakenKid: I was hola hooping with Blooper. We take a class, often Cannibal comes
Cody: No way...
KrakenKid: I've mastered all the moves too! The pizza toss, the scorpion and the oopsie doodle
Cody: Holy... Why are you telling me this?
KrakenKid: *Smirks* No one will ever believe you
Cody: ....You're a sick man
Random Citizen: Wow KrakenKid, how come you haven't taken over Atlantis yet?
KrakenKid: *Exasperated look* Have you ever tried to punch a bird?
Darrel: So, what's the problem?
KrakenKid: I have a bad headache that just seems to come and go
Cody: *Walks into room* Kranky
KrakenKid: And it's back again
Me: Let's listen to some music before school starts!
Spotify: *Plays Unstoppable*
Me: NO WAIT-
Spotify: *Doesn't stop*
Me: *Bursts into school* I AM UNSTOPPABLE
Me: *Breaks door* WITH EVERY SWORD THAT I SWING
Me: *Yanks off kids arm* WITH EVERY HORROR I BRING
Me: *Punches a hole in the wall* WON'T QUIT UNTIL IM UNSTOPPABLE
Friends: Dang it, someone take away her music!
KrakenKid: *sCREAMING* IM PRETTY SURE CODY IS GONNA INVADE WHERE IS CANNIBAL
CannibalCrab: *Shows up twenty minutes late with Starbucks* Sup?
KrakenKid: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD-
CannibalCrab: I got you some too
KrakenKid: You are a life saver
Cody: KrakenKid is such a menace!
Joe: Also a really great kiiii- *Gets weird look from Cody* iiiiiller! He's a great killer, that's why he's a menace. I wasn't going to say kisser, nope, not at all! Why would I know that information? Is it hot in here or what?
CannibalCrab: Heyyyyy buddy... You know how I'm the best General ever because you never get any meetings from the troops ever? That might be because when ever they want to meet with you, a schedule a meeting for March 31st.
KrakenKid: Why March 31st?
CannibalCrab: Because I didn't think that date existed...
KrakenKid: But... Today is March 31st
CannibalCrab: Yeah...
KrakenKid: So... How many meetings do I have?
CannibalCrab: 93...
Selena: Wow, is anyone here NOT gay?
Joe: *Raises hand*
KrakenKid: *Pulls his hand down*
KrakenKid: B... Blooper, I'm dying.
Blooper: Dad! Don't worry, I can-
KrakenKid: No, it's better this way. I just have one request: Take my ashes and throw them in Cody's face, aiming for the eyes. I want to irritate him one last time.
Blooper: *Tearing up* That's beautiful Dad
Selena: Everything's going to be fine!
Cody: YOU'RE LYING TO ME
Selena: To make you feel better!
Cody: THANK YOU
KrakenKid: So... Why do you want your own place?
Blooper: Independence!
Blooper: *Internally* Getting a lizard
Professor Pikalus: Based on statistical facts, I'm Immortal
Cody: What makes you say that?
Professor Pikalus: I haven't died yet
KrakenKid: *Draws sword* Wanna test that theory?
Sam: Hey Tanith, are you free tomorrow night?
Tanith: Yep!
Sam: And What about you, KrakenKid?
KrakenKid: After eight I am.
Sam: Great. I'm not but you two enjoy your date! *Strolls off*
Tanith: ...Did she just
CannibalCrab: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him, what do I do?
Sam: Punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over, kiss him. That's what I do
Tanith: Tackle him
Selena: Dump him
Blooper: Kick him in the shin!
KrakenKid: NO TO ALL! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Selena: Is anyone else really scared?
Tanith: Not really, I lived longer than I expected.
Cody: *bURSTS THROUGH DOOR* HA! YOU GUYS ARE KISSING!
*Joe is scrolling on his laptop while KrakenKid is reading a book a couple feet away from each other*
KrakenKid: We are? Joe, you should've told me so I could at least put my book down
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TASTE THE RAINBOW
Anyways, I'm pretty proud of this batch! I hope you guys liked these! Be sure to comment, and goodbye!
—JustAnAtlantisWriter
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