Why do I keep making AU's you might ask? Well....

I don't know. They keep happening...

Anyways, I kinda came up with this one, but I also had some slight inspiration from just watching Bloopers in TV shows and such. I sat and wondered, "What if there was an AU where all the stuff that happens in it is just acting and they have bloopers and stuff?"

This is an Alternate Universe where all the things that happen in the Fanfictions or on YouTube for Atlantis, is just staged for a TV show. In this, the actors goof around and often have bloopers. In fact, pretty much the whole purpose for this AU is pure bloopers, and not the character.

I really wanted to make a bunch of scenarios where the stuff that happens in my book. Where in this AU, the stuff that happens is just acting and they often mess up their lines.

Let's see some bloopers, shall we?

To Die In Battle: Or Of Old Age

Backstage people rush around as the kraken and crab both get into place. CannibalCrab gets comfortable in his hospital bed while KrakenKid sits by his side. As they wait for the stage to be set, both start to go over their lines.

KrakenKid: And then I'm all like, "You're so old", right?

CannibalCrab thinks to himself for a moment, staring off into space as he does.

CannibalCrab: No, I think it's actually like, "You're an old man now" or something. It's your line, how am I supposed to know?

KrakenKid: Crap... Hey! What's the line after the whole, "You can't deny it" part?

Director(OhHeyDasMe): It's "You've gotten so old"

KrakenKid nods along, suddenly remembering it.

KrakenKid: Right, right. Okay, I'm ready

CannibalCrab: Same here.

The set is cleared and they start to do their stuff. As soon as KrakenKid hits his line about his age, he hesitates. CannibalCrab bites the inside of his cheeks to keep himself from laughing. After a long moment, he speaks.

CannibalCrab: Did you forget your lines?

KrakenKid: ... Maybe

CannibalCrab breaks out into a fit of laughter while KrakenKid views the script again.

CannibalCrab: Didn't you just learn it? 

KrakenKid: Shut up!

The scene goes again and KrakenKid actually gets it right. As it ends, CannibalCrab, "Dies" and KrakenKid starts to "Cry"

Director: And Cut! Good work!

CannibalCrab suddenly jerks in the bed, scaring the crap out of KrakenKid.

CannibalCrab: I'M ALIVE!

The pair start to snicker as well as getting a few laughs from the others that are behind the scene.

KrakenKid: Ah yes, franken-crab. My greatest creation

Blooper: *From behind the scenes* I THOUGHT THAT WAS ME

KrakenKid: YOU TOO!

Blooper: OH.... GOOD

KrakenKid: LOVE YOU

Blooper: LOVE YOU TOO

To See Through The Enemy's Eyes- Nexus

Cody and KrakenKid face off, narrowing their eyes at each other. KrakenKid states he's here to take over.

Cody: Over my dead body!

KrakenKid: That's the plan, pen- crap!

As KrakenKid reloads his gun, he drops the clip and it clatters to the floor. He stares at it helplessly as Cody cracks up.

Director: I knew this would happen... Take two!

They manage to get right back to where they were before.

Cody: Over my dead- Pffftt

Cody cuts himself off and starts laughing again. KrakenKid's eyes roll

Cody: Sorry but I can't get over that!

KrakenKid: Dang it Maverick! This scene's going to take forever!

The scene is redone and the whole fight scene indeed takes forever. Something always goes wrong and Cody and Kraken keep accidentally hitting each other. Finally, they get down to the final scenes

Cody: Why are you a villain?

KrakenKid leans in.

Kraken: I'll tell you why! Because....

He has a long moment of pause.

Kraken: I just wanted to be LOVED

Cody holds in his laughter but his whole body shakes.

Cody: Bro... All you had to do was call me. Beep me. IF YOU WANNA REACH ME

Kraken: THIS ISN'T KIM POSSIBLE CODY

Cody: A MAN CAN DREAM

Director: ... I've never getting this done, am I?

The scene is shot again

Cody: Why are you a villain?

Kraken: I was double dog dared.

Cody lets out an understanding, 'Oh' sound

Cody: Nice. I became King because a magic 8 ball told me

Director: One normal scene with you two! That's all I ask! ONE

Same Book, But Chapter 16- Touching Home Plate

Kraken: Hey penguin! Is it safe?

Cody: No, I'm just standing outside for no reason!

Director: CUT! Less sass Cody!

Cody: Fine, fine...

KrakenKid clears his throat and tries again

Kraken: AY YO PENGUIN? ARE THE COPS AROUND?

Director: I SWEAR

Sea Serpent- War Medic

Professor and Cody stand outside the door and knock. As Tanith comes to get it, the door knob jingles around for a long time, and slowly Professor and Cody start to loose it. Once she finally gets the door open, she sighs, smiles and shakes her head.

Tanith: Take two?

Director: I guess... CUT!

The scene goes on and Cody and Professor munch on a cookie.

Cody: So you're some sort of hybrid?

Professor hits Cody but then Cody starts to choke

Professor: Cody! Don't be- OH CRAP!

Cody manages to free himself and gives everyone a weak thumbs up

Director: Take seven!

Cody clears his throat

Cody: So you're some sort of hybird?

Tanith: Oh yeah. Clearly, you can see I am clearly a bird, and I am high in the sky. The best hybird

Cody: I see, I seee.... Take eight?

Tanith: Yep

Chapter 3- Return Of The Nightmares

Cody: But... You're dead. I killed you.

Kraken: Oh really? I hadn't noticed!

Director: CUT! Sorry Kraken, but you can't sass Cody in that part

Kraken: Dang it! Okay, okay. I got this.

The scene starts to go well, but then it messes up again

Kraken: He did escape from you, so where would a child go after escaping?

Cody: Party. He has no adults to keep him from it.

KrakenKid hesitates, blinking.

Kraken: Holy smokes, you're right.

Director: Boys please! Just one scene!

Chapter 5- Midnight Stroll

Kraken: That's my name. It's KrakenKid

Tanith: KrankyKid?

KrakenKid pauses for a long moment as Tanith starts to snicker. He slowly face palms

KrakenKid: I can't believe you've done this

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You might be wondering, "Author, what was the point of this?"

I have no idea...

I just had the idea of doing it and so here it is

I hope you enjoyed... Whatever this was. Be sure to comment your thoughts, and feel free to do this for any of your books! Seriously, I'd like to see that in a couple. I only did a couple chapters of books I could think of, but perhaps more in the future. SEE YA!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter