Remember that last thing of this I did?

Well, this is a short and AU that has no reason to exist besides entertainment but here it is!

AU where everything is the same BUT: Tanith is hecka flirty. With everyone.
Everyone.

Examples!

Cody: "Are got the war medic?"

Tanith: "Yes, and I can clearly see you have a serious case of "Hot guy-ites"

Cody: "I-what?"

Tanith: *Winks*

Professor Pikalus: "Uhhh... Can we come in?"

Tanith: "Oh you most certainly may ;)"

Cody: *Whispers to Professor* "Did she just say 'Winky face' out loud?"

*Later*

Tanith: "Either of you need a physical exam?"

Both of them: "STOP"

Tanith: *Sees dying Illithid* "Need anything? Assistance or, you know, a date tonight?"

Illithid: *Confused noises*

*Even laterer*

KrakenKid: "What do you think you're doing? Did you hurt him? Who are you?"

Tanith: "I'm anything you want me to be."

KrakenKid: "...What?"

Tanith: "Whoa! Are you okay? You took a huge fall there!"

KrakenKid: *Checking himself* "Fall? What fall? Who are-"

Tanith: "You know, when you fell from heaven." *Heavily winks*

KrakenKid: "I... Who is she?"

Tanith: "You know, you can just ask this "She". You can ask me anything, including to go on a date. Anytime, any place."

KrakenKid: "...I don't know how to deal with this..."

Tanith: "I can teach you over dinner~"

KrakenKid: *Error: Flirting responses not found* "OKAY THATS GREAT I'LL  JUST TAKE THIS GUY AND GO THANK YOU FOR YOU HELP" *Drags Illithid away*

Illithid: "Sir? Are you okay?"

KrakenKid: "FINE THANK YOU"

Tanith: *Watches them leave* "Still got it"

Sam and Selena: "We're the Sneaky Sisters!"

Tanith: "No wonder you snuck you way into my heart! Also, you mentioned a prize. I don't suppose it's a date with either of you? That would be the biggest gift of them all."

Selena: "I... We were just going to give you your staff back?"

Tanith: "I suppose that'll do. Maybe later~" *Winks, blows a kiss and leaves*

Sam: "Huh... Wasn't expecting that..."

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I regret this but it's too late now

At least I got to put my pick up lines to use!

I hope this was... Something. I have no idea what to say... Be sure to comment if you like? Don't judge me too hard? Goodbye!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter