I'm writing this with cat butt in my face so sorry if punctuation is missing or something, I'm just sitting with a feline's ass in close proximity to my nose waiting for the inevitable to happen.

I've been tagged by Chibi_Sniffer and writingdisorder so here are 20 thingymajigs about me and then some questions and a self roast that'll probably be easy to think of given the state of my life.

1) Currently unsure on the correct spelling of thingymajig and internally deciding to either stick to thingymabob or never use either word again for the rest of my life.

2) The cat is trying to eat my headphones from my ear. Idk if he thinks he's trying to save me from them or what, but all he's succeeded in doing is dribbling on my face.

3) On the bright side his ass is now further away from my nose.

4) Lucewood is sleeping like 6 metres away from me and I'm debating whether or not to chuck something at her out of saltiness that I'm the only one awake rn.

5) I hum 'My Friends' from Sweeney Todd when I wash the knives and forks because idc what my Mum thinks at this point. When else am I gonna be able to sing these lyrics in appropriate circumstances?

*picks up cutlery* These are my friends.
See how they glisten. *dramatic spin for literally no reason*
See this one shine... *shakes away bubbles*
How he smiles in the light.
My friend.
My faithful friend...
Speak to me friend. *internally hopes that the fork doesn't speak back because I don't need that stress in my life*
Whisper... *glares at fork suspiciously*
I'll listen.

6) Salty at my Mum because she savages me on a daily basis now that 'I'm old enough to take it'. Like Mother I'm 16 and still legally a child, albeit a child that is fed up of your roasts.

7) The other cat has now taken up the space vacated by ass cat but she is smol and pretty and hopefully merciful.

8) I'm realising for the first times how many numbers are before 20.

9) Do I even have 20 things to say?

10) I take back the nice things is said about smol kitty. STOP KNEADING MY BOOBS GDI

11)

Me after every new Haikyuu!! episode.

12) I JUST REALISED THERE'S A NEW HAIKYUU!! EPISODE TONIGHT OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDD

13) *Banshee screm*

14)  ASJSKLDLDBDFKDK HAIKYUU!!

15) I found Lucewood's natural form

16) Le cat has left me after derping.

17) Currently kinda uncomfortable that the intelligence of animals is measured through their willingness to obey commands and that the same is true for students at school.

18) Will The Walking Dead please hurry up and start already Monday is too far away. More Daryl please.

19) Oh my God one away from 20

20) Kagehina has taken over my life and idec

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Okay on to part 2

1) Ice skating or volleyball?

I have nothing against ice skating but volleyball just because my ankle probably couldn't stand up to being on the ice again. Fractures and ligament damage is such fun (눈_눈)

I'm guessing this question is to do with Haikyuu!! and Yuri! On Ice, which I need to catch up on because I only saw part of the first episode.

2) Waifu?

Probably Sasha just because she's weird af like me.

3) Best cringe worthy moment you've ever witnessed?

Oh Jesus there are a lot *mental pain* I mean watching my Dad dance to Saturday Night Fever in a hardware shop was pretty damaging, but the most cringe worthy moment would probably be every lunch and break during year 9.

There was a couple in the year above and you could tell they really liked each other, if not by the way they always held hands then by the way it looked like they were trying to cannibalise each other in the corner of the courtyard.

EVERY. SINGLE. BREAK. For an ENTIRE YEAR.

I came up with the codename Snogzilla to use as a warning when the face sucking was happening so that as many people as possible could be spared from watching them try to become one person by climbing into each other's mouths. It was like the opposite of mitosis *shudders*.

4) Self Roast

Okay I'm ready.

I've been going out with my boyfriend for ages and still get reduced to a stuttering mess with the mental capabilities of a jellyfish whenever he comes round. Awkwardness doesn't even come close.

I could be out-danced by a moldy 56 year old sock, I have no rhythmic skill although that could be because I would rather have my face grated off than dance in front of people.

I can be dense as hell like Jesus I don't know how I'm still alive tbh. I tried peanut butter thinking that it wouldn't taste like peanuts. I ran across four lanes of traffic because someone screamed run and for some reason I decided that I had to do it. I mean fair enough that person was my Dad but I'm pretty sure he was kidding or just wanted me to dive into a car bonnet.

I hum in Maths so that I can concentrate because the class is loud, but it's not normal humming, it'll have sound effects dispersed through it. So I basically look like a basket case (do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?), just whispering to myself as we do equations and stuff.

The amount of times I use filler words in conversation when I don't know someone is unholy. I actually want to beat myself to death with a stick.

I tag:

Lucewood
Chibi_Sniffer
writingdisorder
DatColdArminArlert

1) Favourite dinosaur and why

2) If grass could speak what do you think it would say?

3) What is the most embarassing thing you've ever done at school?

4) If you could give a super power to another person, what would it be and why?