Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

This was fairly easy!

I can't believe this was this easy!

Pfff....

A grapist!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was in an alley hiding for a bit since I was laughing this hard. It was just something I couldn't hold back. I found it way too funny. Not only that but I did watch them get arrested for a while and knew that Eraserhead will have a huge headache because of them. They were nearly calling for this anyways.

As unpredicatable as I was, I suddenly stopped laughing and got serious. Now it was time to get the next batch out. I knew there was a good way to get everyone behind bars and out of this game. It was TAG after all and I would make sure they were tagged by the police one by one. 

At this point I just found it hilllarious to see them all behind bars for a night or even more. It would sure give them, their own fair share of nightmare.

Okay I got that grapefucker and that invisible bitch out....

Who should I try my luck on now?

I could go after that blond ass french man....

Or should I go for that hero brother?

Enji's son maybe or perhapse Kacchan?

Soo many options and soo little time...

Ah who am I kiddin?!

I got enough time!

Just like that I decided to just walk around and look for whoever I was about to find. Of course I didn't think that I would find that frog girl and the kangaroo guy at all. They were the first ones I found and also the first ones I was sure to use for the next stunt. They were after all so kind as to volunteer, right?

Oho!

Look at who I found?!

What should I do with thme?

Should I make them break in?

Steal something?

Or something else?

OH!

I got the idea and I like it!

It was as soon as I got the idea, that I went out and showed myself to them. Of course once again I made them run after me. However this time I ran straight to a zoo because that's the place where they all belonged to anyways. If not for a mental asylum that is.

Me: Oh come on heroes~ Catch me if you can!

Ojiro: Get him!

Tsu: He is fast *ribbit*

Of course I was fast and not as slow as a snail but who cared about that. They should have better payed attention to where I was leading them because we were in front of the Kangaroo habitat and what was more, they lost me out of the sight.

Foolish heroes!

But!

I get my own little fun with them!

Without much of basically anything, I went ahead and used my stealth techniques once again to go behind Ojiro and grab the man by his collar dragging him to the animals where he belonged and yeeted him over the railing. 

You see the animals where a floor lower than tourists and people who came to watch them so throwing him in wasn't the problem but Asui sure was because when she saw me, she immediately attacked me with her tongue.

Too bad for her that I just grabbed her tounge and pulled her behind me. There was nothing she could do. Even if she was about to fight me, I could easily knock her out. 

Surprisingly she didn't tried to fight me but run. Didn't help her much since I had her tongue in my hand and dragger her through the zoo to the reptile habitat and threw her in with the frogs. There was this one habitat which was filled with crockodiles and frogs and some other small creatures and I just threw her in there.

Of course there were people who filmed everything but they mostly focused on her inside the habitat than me throwing her in since it was a pretty busy day and no one is watching these reptiles until I scremed out.

Me: LOOK SOMEONE IS IN THE REPTILE HABITAT ACTING LIKE A FROG!

People: WHAT WHERE?!

People came in swarming to see her and all I could do was grin and try to keep a laugh in cause this was for sure hilarious in my point of view.