Hey!!! You can't leave me out on tagging people, too!!!!!

It's a TAG BOOK for two reasons:

1.) To respond to tags if you get tagged, and

2.) Tag other people with your own questions.

So... Yeah!!!

Today's topic is a DREADED ONE...

Feared by Pokémon fanboys/fangirls EVERYWHERE...

That one thing, that just really ticks us off, BESIDES bad stats and/or utter, sheer uselessness...

That...

Is a TERRIBLE.

MOTHER.

TRUCKING.

SHINY POKÉMON!!!!!!!!

Yeah, this REALLY grinds my gears, and I'm going to list 2 reasons WHY I HATE THESE PEEPS:

Reason #1: Trying to GET these Mother Truckers!!!!!

Okay, so you may be thinking:

"But Pikagirl, most people find regular Pokémon all the time, so how can finding SHINIES be different? And plus, don't shinies and regular Pokémon normally have he same stats?"

Well, yeah, they have the same STATS, but finding one of these bad-looking jerks, is as easy as recovering from Malaria. In other words:

THERE'S ONLY THE SLIMMEST OF SLIM CHANCES, BUCKO!!!!!

Now before you say anything, YES I know there's more than one way to obtain shinies other than trying to catch them in the wild, but trying to hatch a shiny egg, could take FOREVER, and people nowadays have HIGHER EXPECTATIONS on what they want to trade for a DECENT LOOKING shiny!!!!!!!

All and all, this is only ONE of the reasons I don't go Shiny Hunting/Hatching/Trading, reason 2...

You all know where I'm heading with this...

Reason #2: THEY. MOSTLY. LOOK. LIKE. PIECES. OF. SHITAKI!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now...

Let's all take a moment to just breathe, a-

OH, SCREW IT, THIS IS NOT GOING UNNOTICED!!!!!!!!

This has traumatized me, EVER SINCE I layed a single GLANCE at them. It's THAT TERRIBLE!!!!!!

For ONE THING, YOU'RE SCARRED AS SOON AS YOU LOOK AT A TERRIBLE, ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL, PUTRID, HORRID, DISGUSTING LOOKING SHINY.

But what makes me hate them the MOST...

IS HOW GAMEFREAK MADE AWESOME LOOKING POKÉMON, LOOK FLIPPING TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T GO AND MAKE A COOL POKÉMON LOOK TERRIBLE!!!!!! NO!!!!! Just NO!!!!!!!

YOU LOOK AT ORIGINAL SWAMPERT, AND GO:

"Woah! Dat looks awesum!!!"

AND WHEN YOU SEE MEGA SWAMPERT, YOU GO:

"Sweet mother of GOD, DAS AWESHUM!!!!!!"

But THEN, YOU LOOK AT SHINY SWAMPERT, AND GO:

"Da heck is dat?!?!"

AND FOR MEGA SWAMPERT:

"Oh dear GOD, not another DITTO!!!"

AND SHINY WEAVILE... MY GOD, IT'S AWFUL.

**pets random Weavile and Sneasel while softly sobbing**

SNEASEL, WEAVILE, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!?!?!?!

YOU DON'T JUST GO AND MAKE A COOL WEAVILE PINK AND YELLOW!!!!!! NO!!!!! Just NO!!!!!!!

DO YOU SEE, THE MONSTROSITY, THAT ARE TERRIBLE LOOKING SHINIES?!?!

IT'S JUST-I CA-D-I CAN'T B-

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**beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep**

~~We interrupt this program to inform you that the Wattpad user, Pikagirl439, is currently having a severe mental breakdown, and has been taken into an Insane Asylum to calm her tragic emotional state.

Before she left, she wanted us to hand you this recording of her final words before being taken away by the authorities.

Thank you, and have a good day!~~

<<Recording>>

**static noises**

Okay, now that I'm done, I will list off tags!!! Whom ever is tagged, will list reasons why they HATE bad-shinies, so LEZ TAG:

FyreDragon
Dappleleaf
NineTailedPikachu
NoctisthePikachu13
Pika-Girl1
PikachuandMeowth
HaloSmashesU
kevincool7
NeonBolt
ThatGamerPerson
IGotThatSonic
SonicEXESEGA666
HappyTheWolf
_Pokemon_Shippings_
DerpyVaporeon
VaultDweller69
BrainExplosion66
brittgirl105  
monado_boy
And FINALLY, Pinksylvie

Well, gotta go!!!

**static**

I ho- **static** To upd- **static** soon!!!

See y- **static**, -ow Grasshoppe- **moar static** WA-TAAA- **noise** -A- **moar noise** AAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Now if you'll exc- **static**

Random Guy: Hey, w-why are you looking at me like that?!

Me: **Rabbids scream** DIE, HORRID DEMON, YOU FILTHY EXCUSE OF A COOL SHINY!!!!!!!!!! **insane laughter**

**police in background**

**static noises**

**beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep**

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