Soooo, yet again my wonderful freakin friend _MidnightKitten_ tagged me to do something and this time it was to roast myself which I will probably be amazing at, because I'm a literal pile of crap with legs and a pixie cut.

So lol here goes nothing (btw I hope you don't expect this to rhyme or anything because I a incapable of that level of talent this is just gonna me bullying myself in italics - enjoy my suffering)

Okay, first of all your face is like the ugliest thing around, your nose is weird af, and how can anyone look past the horrible acne. All your friends probably think your annoying - all you ever talk about is twenty one pilots and phan, NO ONE FREAKIN CARES. You spend all your time on your phone looking at shit post memes and now even your parents hate you. You feel awkward in all situations you have to bring a friend to get your lunch order, you hate catching the bus you need a friend to come with you to the teachers office - you may as well be in kindergarten. Your best friend is infinitely nicer and cooler than you and people only hang around you to talk to her. You have no motivation and instead of doing home work you read fanfic. The music that you listen to nobody cares about so shut the fuck up. You are hopeless at everything except for maths and what you got a C in PE "What your supposed to be sporty!" Says my dad but I really cannot swim. I mean all the sport I can do is stand in a field and hit a ball with a stick which even a thre year old could master. You were going to publish stuff on here but you're just too lazy? So now that I am done why don't you actually go to freakin class.

So that was a journey (I could have gone for longer but you would have been scared)

So yeah I tag

sasyfrass
jJOey2003
da_bunny_lover

Have fun