perachelismylife has tagged me so 😭 rip why do you hate me (I mean I hate me too but stillllll)

Favorite OTP?
Uh one fine apple x another fine apple

Where do you see yourself at age 40?
Let's just pretend that certain shit ain't going on rn and say probably wondering where the hell I went wrong holding my 9 cats named after everyday of the week. Yes I am very aware there are 10 days of the week so we'll add another cat in there.

Guy wattpad bestfriends?
No one talks to me

Girl wattpad bestfriends?
Uhhhh smurf? But seriously no one talks to me other than 2 people 😂

Most reads on a story?
Ummm idk and I'm lazy soooo

Batter Percentage?
69% 😏😏😏😏

Crush?
Woooo ok holy shit y'all I got a fine ass crush on this beautiful ass baby girl. Hanging out with her the other day and I'm like holy shit let's just get it onnnn already. Of course it is the fine apple I saw the other day and am eating currently.

Wattpad crush?
OMG I got another one for you. Sorry baby I'm cheating on you with this amazing emoji. I've got a crush on an emoji at wattpad. Sorry fine apple but here he is... 🖕 (this is my wattpad crush)

Fictional/Tv show/movie crush?
Y'all I got another crazy story. I saw this beautiful thang on TV and was like me you 9 o'clock tonight. Y'all will have to know by now it is the fine apple documentary about the life of an apple before I ate it. Ripwh (rest in peace with herambe)

Age?
I'll have you know I worked on the pyramids 😪

Hobbies?
Oh shit this questions is rated NOYMB also known as NONE OF YO MOTHAFUCKING BUSINESS

Gender?
I really love all the guesses about my gender tbh so let's continue it. Some random mothafucka asked me if I was a fine apple and I was like she died 😢 *3 minutes ago, I'm still grieving*

Wallpaper?
Give me 5 seconds to change it to the fine apple that died 3 minutes ago

Describe yourself with 26 words (each ABC letter)
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

Tag 10 people
kilzard
claudushka
CathrineRajkumar
SavageBlueSkye
HarryPotterize
hj_sarams
_Shadow_Bloodstone_
GothicVampire222
TheRadFan
Iskipp_U

Peace out ✌️