If my zodiac was a dress

Alright bitches. So I am a motherfucking Taurus. While that dress is revealing as all hell (which I love) I gotta say one thing...

MOTHER FUCKING AQUARIUS HAS GOT A DAMN RAINBOW DRESS!!!! UH-UH BITCH! RAINBOWS ARE MAH DAMN THING! OKAY?!

BITCHES! If you is a damn Aquarius (no hard feelings) but I will murder you if you dare steal mah dress! Okay? Okay.

NOW MOTHERFUCKERS! WHY THE FUCK IS LEO PINK?! AtzaArya HATES PINK! Fucking damn! Coora360 has this galaxy type shit going on and SherryCherry240 has got a simple black dress. SHE FUCKING LOVES BLACK DRESSES THAT LIKE SHIT! IT CONTRASTS SO DAMN WELL WITH HER FUCKING COMPLEXION AND RED HAIR!

Atza. You and me have got the worst things ever. I WANT A FUCKING REFUND!

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