"Azalea" |◁►| "Justin"

"Roman"

incoming call: number-thief

"good to know you've called to screw roman's life up more."

"actually, that's not why i've called."

"nice to hear you've changed."

"ouch, that sarcasm hurts."

"what do you want, justin?"

"i'm not going to waste time, i'm not going to give you subtle hints until i get the answer i want. i ask you a question, and you answer honestly, okay?"

"alright...?"

"good. okay, here goes: do you like roman?"

"what! no, of course not."

"good thing i prepared for lies."

"i'm not lying."

"oh, yes you are. i may not have ever met you but i know when people lie."

"uh.... i'm not lying!"

"fine, just answer my questions with a yes or no. do you like chocolate?"

"yes."

"do you like listening to music?"

"yes."

"do you like dylan o'brien?"

"yes!"

"do you agree that samsung is better than apple?"

"no, of course not!"

"do you like roman?"

"yes– wait, what! you tricked me!"

"finally! it's the one thing i'm good at, azalea. tricking people."

"i swear if you tell roman this i will hunt you down and kick your ass."

"sure, yeah."

*beep beep*

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"and he said my sarcasm hurts."

"yo, roman! go ask her out, bro."

"she's gonna say no, i can't."

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