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🎵 Bad Decisions 🎵
by Benny Blanco, BTS & Snoop Dog

They had lost all track of time, so lost they were in the feel of each other that time ceased to exist. As did the world and everyone in it.

"I'M GETTING MARRIED, BITCHES!!!"

The scream pulled the men out of their crazed bubble. Jimin was being cornered by two girls and had screamed at them in defence.

He was so drunk he was barely standing straight anymore.

Tae let go of Jungkook and caught Jimin unsteadily before he fell.
"Tae Tae." Jimin giggled. "I'm so happy you're here. My best friend, my brother." He kissed his cheek with a loud smack.

Tae laughed and they both swayed to one side. Jungkook caught them both making all three of them laugh madly. "W-We are so fucking drunk right now." Jungkook cackled.

"Kookie!" Jimin splattered himself on Jungkook. "My... My..... what are you?" Jimin asked with a frown.

"Friend?" Tae supplied with a giggle.

"No!" Jimin pouted. Jungkook lightly tapped on his plump lips.

"Don't do that. You have to smile." Jungkook said.

"My..... my...." Jimin tried again. "My side piece!" He giggled hysterically as he pressed his lips onto Jungkook's and kissed him with a loud smack.

"Hey!" Taehyung pulled his friend away. "Go find your man. This one is mine."

Jimin whipped around to stare at Tae. "WHAT?" He screamed.

"Kookie is mine." Tae said placing his hand across Jungkook's shoulders and kissed him hard on the mouth leaving him speechless.

"I'm not drunk enough for this." Jimin said as he unsteadily walked to their table.

"SHOTS!!" He screamed again.

There were cheers again as they lined up at the bar for a few more rounds of tequila. Taehyung had lost count of how many they'd had.

The laughter was uncontrollable. Yoongi had climbed up on the bar and was thrusting into the air in tune with the beats as everyone cheered loudly.

He picked up another glass of whiskey and held it above his head as he continued to thrust his hips.

"Yah! Save some of those for me. We still have our wedding night to get through!" Jimin yelled at him and then disappeared as he fell off his high chair, laughing crazily.

Taehyung's phone was vibrating insistently in his pocket. He pulled it out but was unable to see anything clearly for a few seconds. After a couple of times of pulling the phone close to his eyes and away again he realised it was an alarm.

It was 2:00 am.

They had to be at the chapel at 2:30 am for the wedding.

"Guys" he tried but no one paid him any heed as they danced and laughed.

"GUYS!!" He hollered. "Jimin and Yoongi are to be married in less than thirty minutes."

"WHAT????" Jimin screamed again. "I need to change! Baby, we need to change." He called to Yoongi.

"Let's Go!" Jungkook called out as he pulled Yoongi off the bar and dumped him on his shoulder.

"See you at the altar, my love. I'll be the one in white!" Yoongi snickered as he looked at Jungkook's ass upside down and smacked it non stop, all the way to their room.

Jungkook walked on unsteady feet and barely managed to open the door and dump Yoongi on the bed.

He blinked a few times to find some semblance of control but failed miserably. He mechanically stripped off his clothes and pulled on his tux. Leaving his tie open and untied around his neck.

He turned to check on Yoongi who was scolding his pants for being pulled up backwards.

Jungkook fell to the floor laughing uncontrollably. He crawled to Yoongi with tears in his eyes and helped him scold his pants some more until they fell off his legs to the ground.

He helped them go up right way this time. Yoongi zipped them up and praised them for being good. He pulled on his shirt only buttoning a few buttons haphazardly and pulled on the jacket.

"Who the fuck bought these complicated straitjackets?" Yoongi asked Jungkook.

He just cackled maniacally.

"I want to just marry him, Jungkook-ah. I can do that in my underwear. I don't care." Yoongi informed him.

"You can take this off at the time of the wedding. Let's go now. Jimin is waiting." Jungkook pulled a pouty Yoongi behind him.

They headed down to the lobby where the rest of their wedding party was waiting for them.

Jimin was completely plastered on to Taehyung's side looking like he had just gotten through a fit of laughter.

Taehyung on the other hand, was a total mess. His hair was sticking up at odd angles and he looked like he had simply given up in the middle of dressing himself. His shirt was left unbuttoned, he had worn his jacket only on one arm and his tie was completely missing. He still looked like he had just gotten off the ramp at a fashion show.

Hobi Jin and Namjoon had somehow managed to pull on only half of their outfits. Namjoon was now wearing a dinner jacket over his t-shirt from earlier and was still wearing his blue ripped jeans and a pair of dark sunglasses.

Jin was wearing a blazer jacket over his boxers with nothing else whatsoever.

Hobi was wearing a dark tux jacket and a crisp white shirt over khaki shorts.

"One for the road?" Namjoon asked, holding up a bag full of beer cans.

Everyone cheered and jumped to grab a beer. They cheered giggling hard and then continued to waddle their way to the chapel.

Jimin was singing on the top of his lungs, the veins in his neck looked like they were ready to pop. They had downed more than a few beers each as they reached the chapel.

They somehow managed to reach on time and piled onto the benches outside the office, silently giggling and shush-ing each other.

Jungkook went into the office and came out with their forms.
Everyone rushed inside and settled into the benches at the very back as they waited for their names to be called.

Jimin and Yoongi had settled on either side of Hobi and were both muttering unintelligibly. In less than a few minutes all three of them were passed out.

"Min & Park wedding party? Please proceed to the altar."

"Jiminie." Tae called shaking a snoring Jimin.

"We have to go make you say I do, hyung" Jungkook shook Yoongi.

Neither moved.

"Yah! What do we do now?" Jungkook asked the others. "They are knocked out" he giggled.

"Min & Park at the altar please" the clerk called again.

"We are best men." Tae announced.

"I know" Jungkook sniggered.

"We have to stand in for our fallen soldiers" Tae said standing up straight.

"What?" Jungkook asked, confused.

Tae held his hand out to Jungkook who took it without hesitation, intertwining their fingers. They walked up to the altar.

"Mr. Min and Mr. Park?" The clerk asked.

"No. Its Mr. Kim and Mr. Jeon. Min and Park have passed out we would like to get married in their place." Tae declared solemnly.

Jungkook's eyes were as wide as saucers and then he started to laugh. Cackling loudly and doubling over.

"You will need to fill out new forms. We will need to file for a marriage license. We can do it online here if you'd like? Can I get some identification?" The clerk asked Tae.

Taehyung pulled out his wallet and handed over his driver's licence.

"Bun, she needs identification." Tae said as he bent over Jungkook who was now clutching his sides, still lying on the floor laughing silently. He patted him down until he located his wallet and handed over his license to the clerk.

"Please sit down and I'll call you back in a few moments." She said politely.

Tae picked up the now teary Jungkook and walked with him back to their seats.

Jimin Hobi and Yoongi were still passed out. Jin and Namjoon were giggling over porn on Joon's phone.

Tae cleared his throat. "You guys need to stand in for best man."

Namjoon looked up at him. "You are the best man."

"No, I am the groom now. You are my best man." Tae replied.

"You're the groom?" Namjoon asked in surprise.

Taehyung giggled, nodding shyly.

"Who's your bride?" Jin asked.

"Kookie" Tae answered happily.

And that sent poor Jungkook into another fit of uncontrollable laughter.

Jin and Namjoon both cheered as they rose and hugged Tae congratulating him and wishing him a lifetime of happiness.

Jungkook was wheezing on the floor. They helped him sit up.

"I'm the bride." He said tearfully and they all fell down laughing hysterically.

"Kim & Jeon? We are ready for you." The clerk called them in.

They stood up and looked at each other seriously for a few seconds. Tae nodded at Jungkook "Let's do this baby" he said with a smile.

Jungkook stepped closer and picked Tae up in his arms and carried him to the altar, followed by Jin and Namjoon behind them who were wolf whistling behind them.

Namjoon had started shooting a video of the whole thing.

They both stood facing the minister who smiled knowingly at them both.

"Quite the night, huh?" He asked.

They both laughed sheepishly and nodded at him.

"Let's get on with this then." The minister said. "Mr. Kim" He called.

Taehyung giggled and then lightly slapped himself to concentrate on what the minister was saying.

"In the name of God, Do you, Kim Taehyung take, Jeon Jungkook to be your husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death?"

His heart skipped a beat as he looked up into Jungkook's eyes. They were wide and teary. The crinkles of laughter were still visible in the corners but his chin was wobbling slightly as he stared at Taehyung. Taehyung had never seen anything more beautiful.

"Yes. I do." His voice rang loud and clear.

The minister turned to Jungkook and he gulped. They were really doing this?

"In the name of God, do you, Jeon Jungkook take, Kim Taehyung to be your husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death?"

He swallowed hard. Was this really happening? It seemed so surreal.

"I do." His voice shook but his gaze held steady.

"Wonderful." The minister said "Can we have the rings?"

Jungkook pulled the two tiny boxes out from his inner pocket and handed them to the minister.

"Do you want to say any of your own vows?" The minister asked as he opened the boxes and held out the rings in the palm of his hand.

They each picked one up and turned to each other.

"Kim." Jungkook winked at Tae who blushed and bit both of his lips to hold back the hysteria that was threatening to bubble over. "Your hands look so heavy."

Tae frowned and looked down at both his hands and then back up at Jungkook.

"May I hold them for you?" Jungkook asked, holding out his own.

Taehyung snorted, then burst out laughing but placed his hands in both of Jungkook's.

"I promise to fill your life with love, happiness and laughter. I promise to stand next to you and hold your hand through all the highs and lows of life." Jungkook spoke in a loud and clear voice as he stared into the deep abyss of Taehyung's eyes. He put the ring on to Taehyung's finger. It was a little loose, but it fit.

Taehyung swallowed, he was floating around in the galaxies in Jungkook's eyes again.

He licked his lips.

"I promise to guard your feelings and your heart with my life. I promise to be your biggest fan and laugh at all of your stupid jokes. I promise I'll stay, no matter what." Taehyung spoke.

"No matter what." Jungkook repeated the promise as Taehyung slipped the ring on to his finger. It was a perfect fit.

"I now pronounce you Husband and Husband. You may kiss." The minister announced happily.

They stepped closer, their eyes still not leaving each other.

"Mr. Kim" Jungkook whispered.

"Mr. Jeon" Tae whispered in return.

"Husband" they both whispered together as their lips touched.

The hearts stopped as the eyes closed. Soft lips trembled against each other, sealing the vows they had just spoken out loud and marking them as partners forever.

A trickle of a tiniest tear ran down from the corner of Jungkook's eye.

He prayed to God, the universe and all the higher powers to never wake up from this beautiful dream.

They broke apart to loud hooting cheers from their half dressed best men.

Their visions still blurred. Their bodies still swayed under the heavy influence of the alcohol in their system. But what they had now was......

Each other, for eternity.

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Author Note:

Fuck!! They actually did it.

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Names to teams / mascots / universities/ schools / education institutions have been used only to make the story more authentic. There is no malicious intent behind the usage of the name neither do my books depict or reflect anything that is even remotely real about these institutions except their names. I hold all educational institutions and providers in the highest regard. Hence no offence or malice is intended.

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