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𝕴𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝕵𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖐𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖙𝖊𝖝𝖙𝖘 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖍 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉. 𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖘 𝕿𝖆𝖊𝖍𝖞𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊?

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- 𝕋𝕠𝕡 𝕋𝕒𝕖

- 𝔹𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕞 𝕂𝕠𝕠𝕜

- 𝔻𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥

- 𝕋𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕗𝕚𝕔

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Jungkook was fuming. He was literally red with anger. At his best friend. He had heard Yoongi say that he knew Jimin's friend's secrets and boy, it was an understatement to say he wanted to murder Park Jimin.

ChocolateKookie
Fuck you Jimin, you halfwit bitch

Fuck you

Who tf told you to go and blab my secrets to Yoongi just because you wanna appear all cool in front of your crush

🖕

GucciTae
seen

an hour later

ChocolateKookie
jimin?

GucciTae
seen

three hours later

ChocolateKookie
yo Chim what the hell you're scaring me

GucciTae
seen

ChocolateKookie
Jimin you motherfather -

FINE

im sorry i called you a bitch and im sorry i cussed you out

happy now?

GucciTae
I think I'll be happy once you stop calling me "Jimin".

ChocolateKookie
Well fucK

GucciTae
Mind telling me who the fuck you are?

ChocolateKookie
Well you see -

Yeah

Yeah I do

I do mind telling you who I am

GucciTae
And why is that, annoying stranger?

ChocolateKookie
Well you see my mom told me never to talk to strangers

And you may as well be a creepy old pedophile man who likes young boys

GucciTae
Your idiocy surprises me.

So you're a boy.

ChocolateKookie
NO. NO IM NOT

GucciTae
You struck me as someone who'd know how to lie, liar.

ChocolateKookie
Well at least I don't put half my name in my username

Dumbass

GucciTae
Now now, look at yourself before accusing someone of being your equal.

ChocolateKookie
. . . 

GucciTae
Burn bitch, fire extinguisher can't put out that shit.

ChocolateKookie
WHATEVER

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TAEYONG

GucciTae
Who in fuckity shit is Taeyong

ChocolateKookie
a-hole

fuck you

GucciTae
I don't bottom, bitch. But lucky for you I'm bisexual.

ChocolateKookie
Wtf

So you just admitted you're a dude

You know what, fuck off go flirt with someone else

GucciTae
I mean I would but I'm rather interested to know.

Your best friend has a crush on one of mine.

ChocolateKookie 
The fuck you mean by "one of yours"

GucciTae
You know you're much dumber than you let on.

Your best friend. Has a crush. One one of my best friends.

Got it now or do I need to get crayons and a drawing pad?

ChocolateKookie
You're not as smart and savage as you think you are

GucciTae
Bitch I don't think I'm smart. I know I am.

I'm also interested to know what secrets of yours Jimin has let out to Yoongi.

ChocolateKookie
NO. NO YOU DON'T. YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED TO KNOW THAT.

THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

ALSO, SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOURSELF I NEED TO KNOW WHICH BITCH YOU ARE

GucciTae
No problem babe. Besides everyone loves my face so I ain't self conscious.

What kind you want.

ChocolateKookie
Tf does that mean

GucciTae
Idiot. It means do you want a hot one, a smexy one or an extremely hot one? ;)

Oh I'm sorry all my pictures are the above.

[pictures attached]

ChocolateKookie
Oh shut up

There's one Kim Taehyung in the whole fucking university and it sure as hell ain't you

Now hurry up and send the real one

GucciTae
Really now?

And how do you know I'm not him?

I mean how do you know I'm not me. 

The fuck -

ChocolateKookie
Listen here buddy, I have liked Taehyung for as fucking long as I can remember. He sure as fuck does not sound like you. So kindly stop messing around and tell me who the fuck you are.

GucciTae
Buddy-zoned huh? Ouch. 

Also, you just blurted out that you like me, a random stranger who also happens to be your crush.

Lmfao you really are an idiot.

But listen, you may curse a lot and sound real sweet but my heart is already captured. I'm used to confessions but I'm really sorry, I like someone else.

Correction. I love them. I don't go around blabbing shit like you.

ChocolateKookie
You're a nice actor

Now get the fuck on with it

GucciTae
 Oh I get it. That was on my Insta. Why don't I click one and send it.

[pictures attached]

GucciTae
Last one's taken a few months ago so don't pounce.

Also, none of these were posted on social media.

half an hour later

GucciTae
Whoa. Did I really leave you speechless with my beauty.

ChocolateKookie
seen

- - - - 

Jungkook's heart had stopped. He wasn't even breathing. He had hacked into the pictures and it was taken exactly at the time sent on the same day, same month and same year. Except the last one. It was taken exactly as he said, three months back. 

Jungkook switched over to Jimin's chat and he had literally no memory of his anger towards the boy.

ChocolateKookie
jimin

Mochimochi
JUNGKOOK FIRST THINGS FIRST LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT -

wait i'm not straight

WHATEVER LET'S GET THIS GAY I DID NOT TELL YOONGI THAT YOU LIKE TAEHYUNG

ChocolateKookie
jimin please listen

Mochimochi
IT WASN'T ME KOOK

DON'T KILL ME

I STILL HAVEN'T LOST MY VIRGINITY

WAIT I GOTTA MARRY YOONGI

I'M JUST 20 KOOK, DON'T KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND -

ChocolateKookie
I'm going to jump off a building. I love you and my mom and dad.

Mochimochi
hA HA

wait wtf

what's wrong?

ChocolateKookie
i don't want to live in this world anymore - how will I face him -

Mochimochi
ffs will you stop being overdramatic for ONCE in your fcken life

you walk by Taehyung again? figured.

ChocolateKookie
it's a million times worse

scratch that what's the biggest number on earth

Mochimochi
googloplex

Fck that now tell me what the fuck you did now

ChocolateKookie
i texted him instead of you -

Mochimochi
tF YOU DID

okay okay - breathe in breathe out - WTF DID YOU TELL HIM

ChocolateKookie
that I liked Taehyung

tho is him

he is him

wtf am i even doing on earth anymore

Mochimochi
. . . .

okay - how do you know it was him - 

he or she might have used an Instagram picture or some shit -

ChocolateKookie
i spent uncountable sleepless nights going through his account i should know that he didn't ever post that picture. 

plus I hacked the picture software

it was taken today at the time he said he would take it.

Mochimochi
🗿

Jeon Jungkook what the fuck is wrong with you

wHY DO I KNOW YOU -

ChocolateKookie
LOOK WE WERE IN A HARD ON FIGHT AND WE WERE SPITTING INSULTS

Mochimochi
YOU HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM IS NOT AN INSULT

GOD DAMN IT JEON JUNGKOOK

Okay fine maybe - what did he say anything else I should know?

ChocolateKookie
He said I was cute and sounded cute and I cursed a lot

But he also rejected me

Mochimochi
h o w   i n   t h e   f c k e n   w o r l d   o f   b r o c c o l i   s o u p -

he doesn't even KNOW who you are

ChocolateKookie
He's bisexual

Mochimochi

🤡

Oh so your dear husband is as fucking stupid as you huh

Blurting secrets to strangers

ChocolateKookie
He likes someone else

Correction: He loves the person

Mochimochi
Go clear stuff up with him

ChocolateKookie
I'd rather die

Mochimochi
Good fvcking riddance 

- - - - -

GucciTae
Hey

Tell me your name

Cause your username's pretty vague

Extremely vague

Like the most vague

You have a "K" in your name

Baekhyun?

Yoonki?

Hyunki.

Okay I have no clue

Yo

You there?

two hours later

ChocolateKookie
I see you've stopped using full punctuations

GucciTae
Yeah I don't always use it in text

ChocolateKookie
With strangers?

GucciTae
More or less

But who are you from the names I mentioned?

ChocolateKookie
None of them

GucciTae
Lies

Send a picture

ChocolateKookie
N E V E R

Or you know what

I mean I will if you tell me who you like

Maybe I can help you get with her

GucciTae
N E V E R

ChocolateKookie
P l a g i a r i s m

GucciTae
Lmfao I like your sense of humour

ChocolateKookie
Now describe her you bitch

GucciTae
Are you homophobic? 

Because if so, I do not want to speak with you again.

ChocolateKookie
So we're back to the punctuations

GucciTae
That's the only thing you got from that?

ChocolateKookie
mf im -

If I like a boy myself how thy hell will I be homophobic

Losing faith in humanity istfg -

Also, you're stupider than you let on

GucciTae
And you're cleverer than I expected

ChocolateKookie
Drawing major, software engineering degree and dancer for thirteen years 

GucciTae
What the FUCK

ARE YOU SERIOUS

OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD FOR CALLING YOU A DUMBASS

...

you're still one though -

ChocolateKookie
you were just fcken apologizing don't spoil it

for the love of god, just spit it out

who is it

GucciTae
I don't believe in god

ChocolateKookie
FFS TAEHYUNG

GucciTae
Fine fine okay

You know I might get with you even though I don't know you YET

You sound cute

And funny and sweet

ChocolateKookie
Stop raising my hopes bitch and get on with it

GucciTae
Eager are we

Don't murder the poor bunny once you know

ChocolateKookie
you have a crush on a bunny

that's nice

wtf

GucciTae
I AM IN LOVE. WITH A BUNNY BOY.

Now let me finish

ChocolateKookie
How would you finish if you haven't even started

GucciTae
What descriptions would you like me to include

ChocolateKookie
hair colour, eye colour, features, age, height, weight, body type, skin colour and oh lets see, THE BOY'S NAME, DUMBASS.

GucciTae
wow you sound like you judge a lot

ChocolateKookie
I DO NOT.

GucciTae
 adorable

ChocolateKookie
FCK OFF JUST SAY IT ALREADY

GucciTae
Brown hair

Black eyes

Muscular but a cute small bean who deserves all the love on Earth

He has these cute moles on his nose, under his lip, on his ear and his cheeks

He's a little introverted but so fucking adorable

Cute and adorable 24/7 but I've seen him when he's angry and fuck, he's hot -

Jungkook's eyes squinted and widened as he read each point and his mind was completely blank as he read on. He reread each of them but was fully confused as to who this person was. But Taehyung hadn't yet finished.

He's literally the prettiest person I've seen in my life and I've spent nights thinking that he must be a fallen angel or something because he looks fucking ETHEREAL.

He has pale milky skin that I could destroy so easily

If you're innocent and unknowing about these things, ever heard of lovebites?

ChocolateKookie
Y-yeah

GucciTae
Are you seriously stuttering through text

Cringe

But also cute

WHERE WAS I - oh yeah

I've had dreams about him

Moaning and screaming my name as I -

ChocolateKookie
FuCK I NEVER ASKED JUST CONTINUE WITH THE PURE PART

GucciTae
Yeah yeah sorry got carried away

Lean body?

Oh yeah did I mention that he's ADORABLE AND CUTE

He's a year younger to me and - bitch if I knew his weight I'd have to pick him up first

Wish I could but I can't

So yeah, to wrap it up, I am deeply in love

ChocolateKookie
May I guess who he is

GucciTae
No

No you first say who you are

Send a picture

ChocolateKookie
Okay

GucciTae
Wait what that was strangely and suspiciously easy

ChocolateKookie
Maybe if I changed my name

['ChocolateKookie' has changed their name to 'ChocolateJungkookie']

ChocolateJungkookie
[pictures attached]

ChocolateJungkookie
I don't have social media

On instagram, I never post stuff of myself

But I did have these pictures

Didn't take them right now because I'm not as good-looking as you so yeah -

Jungkook got more and more agitated as minutes passed but he forced himself to wait for an answer from Taehyung. He still didn't know who Taehyung had his deep feelings for because he was just that dumb.

an hour later

ChocolateJungkookie
Silent treatment for me now

W o w

GucciTae
Tell me you're one of his best friends so you have his pictures

Tell me your name is just a prank for him. Just please.

ChocolateJungkookie
The name's Jeon Jungkook

GucciTae
You're Jimin aren't you

ChocolateJungkookie
Jimin's busy tryna woo his lover

Both of em are oblivious fuckers

You were saying?

GucciTae
I can't believe this. I refuse to.

ChocolateJungkookie
wut

GucciTae
I just - I just confessed without knowing it

I never did it cause i knew you would reject me 

cause people see me as this fuckboy but i only do it to get my mind off you

they think i just flirt for sex but i don't

yoongi and namjoon thought i liked you just because of your looks and body but i care about the person inside

for ten years i had to deal with it

i didn't even know what a crush was when i started liking you

and then came my homophobic dad

he didn't like me having feelings for a person of the same gender

but my mom thankfully allowed me to have my own house and move out

ChocolateJungkookie
Tae - I wouldn't have rejected you

And - wait a second lemme scroll up

I JUST TOLD YOU I LIKED YOU, YOU MOLDY LUMP OF CHEESE

GucciTae
o u c h

ChocolateJungkookie
I'm so sorry hyung

I would have told you but I was scared

I'm sorry

GucciTae
You know, even in this oneshot Jimin helped bring us together

ChocolateJungkookie
Tf you say

GucciTae
Nothing

Absolutely nothing

Okay I know this is the legit opposite of romantic

But would you like to go out some - someday?

If you're free?

ChocolateJungkookie
What'd you think

GucciTae
I'M SORRY THIS WAS TOO FAST I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME I SWEAR THIS WON'T -

ChocolateJungkookie
Dumb much
Y E S
Got it or do you need crayons and a drawing pad?

GucciTae
Oh my god this is the best day of my life -

ChocolateJungkookie
Tae?

GucciTae
Yes baby?

ChocolateJungkookie
WHOA WHAO BABY STEPS I HAVE A FRAGILE HEART FOR FUCK'S SAKE

GucciTae
AW YOU'RE SO FCKEN ADORABLE
Anyways I hate to interrupt princess, you were saying?

ChocolateJungkookie
It's getting rather long, this oneshot

GucciTae
Well we have a specially long yet lovely story
One day you're gonna be my husband -

ChocolateJungkookie
I JUST SAID I HAVE A WEAK HEART CAN WE LIKE GO SLOW -

GucciTae
Whatever you want love

~ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖉 ~

A TEXTING STORY CAUSE WHY NOT

I'm writing this today and if I survive tomorrow, I'll see y'all after. EDIT: Oh look I am alive yay hooray yippee what fun.

Rather long but anyways love you <33333333333

EDIT: It's February, and I'm editing the book and holyfvckingshit I was such an amateur at writing and also - iT TOOK THE FCKEN LIFE OUT OF ME TO EDIT THIS CHAPTER