me: *shows mom that*

mom: who hurt you in life?

me: *laughs*

mom' did i not give you enough kisses and hugs? did i give you too many kisses and hugs?

me: *thinks: im suprised you dont blame dad because he let me watch fighting games when i was 2*

mom: it was you! *points at dad*

dad: *looks at her*

mom: you didnt give her any hugs and kisses!

me: *laughing*