me: do you have any pansexual (or bisexual idefk what i am) pins

teacher: no but we have panromantic

me: *stares blankly* what.

teacher: its like...

helper: pansexual you want sex but panromantic you dont want someone to get in your pants

teacher: yeah

me: oh.... i'll take the panromantic then and the pansexual when you make new ones

wtf is wrong with me