*pretty orchestral music*

IIIIII'm back!

Sorry for my absence...

Yet again

Heh, Anywho, just wanted to say hi...

Hi... I'm definitly not dead

(Although it might seem that way from my many disappearances)

I've just had a busy week

I was over at a friends house, I had to be a child therapist, and I had to sit through hours upon hours of stupid pointless sports nonsense that makes me question the point of living...

Didn't think I was gonna have an existential crisis today, but alright...

Kidding, Just joking...

Maybe?

*stares off into the distance pondering human existence*

Okay, so after that... intense... mind... stuff? I have returned to... not humanity, cause I've sorta lost all faith in that at this point in America's life. Let's say I have returned to Insanity. Because I have to act sane around my parents, whereas here, I can do almost anything (within reason) and nobody will judge me or think I'm stupid

Everybody: *judging and/or thinking about how stupid I am*

Jee, thanks guys...

Alrighty then, so after this eventful little... chat... I gotta go do actual work... sortof...

You'll see later, I'm actually super excited about this.

Rose, Out *drops phone*

OH SHOOT, WAIT *pick phone up*

Phone: *screen is cracked*

*screaming curse words in my head*

(Note: I did not actually break my phone, don't you little jellybeans worry [Shoot, why'd I call you jellybeans, I hate jellybeans {alright, how about Fluffmuffins (my little Fluffmuffins [seems legit])}])

Okay, seriously, bye now!

}♡{~RM

Here, have some Dan and Phil to keep you company while I go waste my life writing for no reason!







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