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"eBay is pretty useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches," I laughed, nervously as his hot breath fanned my face. His breathing was rough and he bore through me with his electric green eyes."I want to fucking kill you right here. Right now." he growled. He sounded like a werewolf. Imagine if he was a werewolf. Oh my god, what if he is a werewolf?"Hey, Jackson, are you sure you're not a werewolf?" I asked, sheepishly, scratching the back of my neck.He gave me a death glare. If looks could kill, my grandma would be digging my grave by now. At least I definitely know he's not a werewolf."Don't kill me! Please! I want to die when I'm a wrinkly old lady, thrashing little kids at the park with my walking stick, dying of laughter from a yo momma joke!"------------------------------------- Charlotte Ridgewood's life revolves around three things; pranks, pajamas and pretty bad puns.And on April Fools Day, she's the master of it all. The pranks, the pajamas and the pretty bad puns. She expects it all. But what she doesn't expect is to slam a pie full of red food coloured yogurt and rotten cheese into the face Northview High's most notorious legend.Jackson Anderson.And he's out to get her. With pranks, pajamas and pretty bad puns.All Rights Reserved® 2017Cover made by @twilight_sparkle1215…

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"Miss Elliot, we've come to a decision," the guy in the pink unicorn tie droned on. His glasses were inches away from falling off his nose and his leather file he was clutching to his chest looked as old and tattered as my great grandma Jane.Ugh, I know what they're gonna say."Miss Elliot, you're -" he started before I started blabbering on."I know. I'm fired. Boo hoo," I grumbled."No, Miss Elliot. You're -" the guy started again."What? I'm undesired? Heard that one before," I sighed."No! You're -""Retired? I ain't that old! I'm only 19, for Petes sake!""You're -""Expired?""No! You're -""Inspired?""No! You're -""Wired?""You're -""Inquired?""No -""Conspired?""-""Backfired?""...""Shitcryered?"Wait. Is that a word?Meh, probably.And then he said the words that made me question my life."NO! FOR GOD'S SAKE, MISS ELLIOT, YOU'RE HIRED!"--------------------------What would you, Keira Elizabeth Elliot, do if you've been fired from 42 jobs to date?Get fired from another one, of course!But when you're recruited as an undercover secret spy agent for one of largest secret agencies in the world, you may have just fainted right there on the spot.But instead you lose your mind and agree to some stupid deal and all of a sudden you're thrown into a life full of criminals, drugs and guns.Even worse? Maybe it's that you've got no freaking idea what to do. Or maybe it's because of your 'hotter than a hair straightener' boss who comes off as cold, ruthless and a motherfriggin' mind boggling idiot.But maybe there's more to him than you think you do.And Keira's going to find out what.After all, you know what they say,'Expect the Unexpected' Cover made by @pinkiepie1215…

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"Do you have any fucking idea how much I want to kiss you right now?" He asked, groaning in frustration. I shook my head as he stepped closer, making my back hit the cold, hard wall."So much. So fucking much," he muttered, leaning over me. He stared at my lips with lust. I gulped. He took a step back before crashing his lips on mine.-------------------------------Xavier Black. Your typical bad boy. With his heart made of stone and stoic expressions, you can help but think this guy is one heck of a weirdo. But there's always more than what meets the eye.And that's what 17 year old Aviana Williams, in all her mentally disorientated glory, is going to find out. The past of Xavier Black. But you know what they say. Never play with fire is you're not willing to burn-----------------------------------------------"Just leave me alone, Aviana!" he roared. Anger was evident in his flaming green, electric eyes. "You've already fucked up my life with just your presence! Just leave me the fuck alone!"And with that my whole world went dark. ---------------------------------------------------…

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Blaire Walker. A walking disaster zone. With her fun personality, good looks and a perfect boyfriend, her life is completely normal for a 17 year old.But when she befriends the rumored bad boy Tyler Black, things take a turn. He's suddenly intrigued by this hilarious British girl and delves deeper into her past.But her past is horrible. Abused by her step-brother and traumatized by her loving father's death 2 years ago, Blaire is not what you'd call normal.In fact, she the most unnormal person you'd ever meet.And as always trouble is never far behind... -------------------------"You're mine, Blaire. Only mine," he said, before crashing his lips on mine.---------------------------…