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Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? ***Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]]Cover designed by Joe Resch[[Wattys 2020 Winner]]Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore…

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Avielle, an orphaned teen, discovers she is the last of the Sefirian race and must fight the purist organization SIDHE and the human-Sefir hybrid Rin in order to liberate her kind. *****Avielle is a runaway teen escaping from a dark life and a scarred childhood. She discovers she is the last Sefir, a powerful race of supernaturals, and finds the Institute of Supernetics who are fighting a decade-long war with humans. Thrust into a war against humans, she must fight the purist organization SIDHE and the human-Sefir hybrid Rin to liberate her kind and to take what is rightfully theirs: the Earth.The world will burn once again in the war of all wars.[110,000-120,000 words](Book 1 of the Sefirian Chronicles Series)Content warning: This story contains mature sexual content and content with graphic violence and gore.…

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Queen Bee Jaimee and resident nerd Lisa find themselves locked in a room for the night and fall madly in love. What happens when they get out? ****************Humans live for approximately 79 years. When we have that much time in our hands, we tend to take it for granted. After all, what is 1 out of the 27,375 days we have?Then I found out even a few hours was enough to change everything.In one night, Jaimee Reed changed every conviction that took me seventeen years to develop. She smashed inhibitions that grounded my very being to this world.She became my first of many.But the bitter truth is that my 27,375 days weren't enough.I wasn't enough.Copyright Ⓒ 2018*This is a very old work, this doesn't reflect who I am as an author anymore in 2022, but enjoy the fluff and sweetums anyway!…

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Two women bound by a contract have the most wonderful fifteen days of their lives. ***************"Fifteen days."When 23-year-old Sandra Hayley Harrison applied for her mediocre cubicle job, there was no doubt in her mind that she would live day to day in ridiculous mediocrity. When you choose a drama-free work environment, you get no drama. That's just how science works. That is until someone like Cassidy Williams, someone who annoyed the crap out of her, offered her a proposition."Date me for 15 days. After that, I'll be completely out of your life."In a sheer act of desperation, she said yes. From then on, Sandra's mediocre life turned sideways, upwards, downwards, and spiraled out of control in the most memorable 15 days of her life.[CAUTION: LESBIANISM. PUT PROTECTIVE GEAR]Copyright Ⓒ 2018*This is a very old work, this doesn't reflect who I am as an author anymore in 2022, but enjoy the fluff and sweetums anyway!…

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To save the world from the apocalypse she accidentally triggered, a hopeless romantic klutz must take her wish back from the malicious devil apprentice and give up the girl of her dreams.Samantha is so hopelessly in love with her neighbor Ella that after finding a real "Genie", she wished for her love to be returned. And it worked! She gained Ella's interest and they embarked on a passionate romance for a lifetime.Until the world started ending. Literally.Should Samantha perhaps have read the fine print before she made her wish? Should she do the morally responsible thing and take her wish back, or spend the rest of her short insignificant life with the one she loves?Wattpad Featured on @WattpadShortStory profile in the "Another Time Another Place" reading list.©2020 to Sol Tuberosum…