"𝐈'𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭." "𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥.""𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which marshall riggs owes elianna fisher's mom a favor and makes her stormpar's problem [ poly ofc x scott miller x boone ]…
"𝐈 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧' 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 '𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧'."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which everyone calls boone's sister baby and she never seemed to mind - especially when it was tyler owens calling her that…
"𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞." "𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐢𝐭."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which august montgomery had to choose between love and a music career - so tyler and boone chose for her [ poly oc x boone x tyler fic ]…
"𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡." "𝐣𝐚𝐯𝐢, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which tyler owens was a slut in college with immaculate swimmers [ oc x scott miller and dad!tyler owens ] [ there is a child in this fic, and if that's not your cup of tea, you're so valid ]…
"𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐨!" "𝐨𝐡, 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭!"‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which javi rivera's sister who runs a nonprofit youtube channel does a collab with the tornado wranglers right in the middle of an outbreak in oklahoma [ ofc x boone and ofc x scott miller NOT scott x boone bc I can't ever see them being together ]…
"𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐯𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞." "𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the 'invisible woman' of team flash accidentally kills 12 people with a badly-placed forcefield, landing her in belle reve and on task force x [ spans 'suicide squad' and 'the suicide squad' ]…
"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which carolina carter has to deal with a tornado outbreak, studying for finals, and two tornado wranglers falling for her, and all in one week [ oc x tyler owens x boone with a big age gap ]…
"𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰." "𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬.""𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an ecologist from florida comes back to oklahoma to chase storms with her childhood best friend…
"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐲." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐨𝐧.""𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an alabama mechanic comes out of storm chasing retirement because kate carter is a master at puppy dog eyes…
"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 - 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝?" "𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝!"‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙in which gaston's daughter falls for the most unlikeliest of princes…
"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝? 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" "𝐮𝐡, 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙in which the quileute ancestors think they're funny by making the alpha's imprint a vampire…
"𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤." "𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞?""𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which daisy lasso has two footballers wrapped around her little finger - and those two just so happen to hate each other more than they love her [ all three of them is the endgame but that'll be a slowburn ] [ keeley jones x ofc on the side ]…
"𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐞𝐝'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which danica selwyn-weasley has her first one night stand, only for him to end up being her teacher ] [ oc x sirius black x remus lupin with a huge (but legal) age gap ]…
"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which nerissa knightly finds herself torn between two mortal enemies ] [ robert sheehan!jack sparrow ]…
"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞? 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞?" "𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 in which a grouchy vampire is unwittingly wrapped around the finger of a very stupid cupid[ begins season 2 ][ side buffy x omc]…
"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which indiana winger just wants to make music and kiss pretty boys - unfortunately, those boys tend to be serial killers. [ scream 1 - 3 : completed ] [ billy loomis, mickey altieri, mark kincaid ( and a fraction of a crumb of stu if you squint ) ] [ dewey riley x ofc and sidney prescott x randy meeks ]…
"𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟." "𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which forks high gets a new math teacher - and the cullen kids play matchmaker [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]…
"𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?" "𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐞."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the shared soulmate of the mikaelson brothers being a member of the save elena squad was the last thing anyone expected…
"𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩." "𝐮𝐡, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩.""𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙[ in which a girl that's half mermaid and half sparrow catches the eye of a blacksmith ]…
"𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞." "𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐣𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙[ in which a young girl with the power to alter reality through rumors finds that her soul is made up of five othersORin which I haven't watched TVD or TO in eight years, nor did I ever finish it, and I shan't rewatch for accuracy ][ a ofc x enzo st. john x finn mikaelson x elijah mikaelson x klaus mikaelson x kol mikaelson non-canon compliant fic ]…