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Robins have always been another breed altogether. When Tim Drake somehow shoehorns himself into the bunch, it's pretty clear he doesn't quite meet the unspoken requirements for the job. Joker decides to fix that.I started writing this about two years ago. I wanted to finish writing it before I posted it, but since that didn't seem likely to happen, I decided to post it and see what would happen. No, it doesn't have an ending, and no, I didn't edit it before I posted it. I spent like six months *just* editing, I'm not doing that again.I have about 8 chapters, but I'm releasing them a week apart for clout :)Btw Dick and Jason are part animal. Not in a weird way, but they are.No ships but there's a lot of brotherly moments between Dick and Tim because fluffalso be warned of big ouch :)…

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One-shots based on the D&D campaign I'm in. Not heavily edited, and minimal context for anything.Our group is Nat Good Enough on YouTube if you want to watch the sessions we post there.No, I couldn't be bothered to make a proper cover.…

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Life as a Robin ain't easy. People constantly try to kidnap you or use you as leverage or get a king's ransom for you or just get in your head. Not a good time.It was entirely a book of kidnapping, but now it's just general one-shots of the lives of Bruce Wayne's adoptees (and biological children) being the hard knock life.1. Random Joker thing that I'm not proud of (with smol Robin!Dick)2 & 3. Buncha rich boys on a yacht (ish) (parts 1 and 2)4. Smol Civilian Dick gets kidnapped and is grumpy about it5. Robin!Tim gets captured and sold by some guy to be killed. It's anticlimactic6. Robin!Tim needs sleep7. Civilian Damian joins in the fun 8. They kidnappin' everyone up in here9. Fear gas10. Robin!Tim Guest starring the Sirens 11. Civilian Dami gets kidnapped, Red Robin Tim screws up, Red Hood Jason screws around 12. Civilian!Tim Kidnap-ception (plus a birthday)13. Truth serum14. Tim gets the big ouch…

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New to the world of the Batfamily? You're in the right place! Know all there is to know? Correct me on some minor irrelevant detail that no one else even noticed! Or be helpful and volunteer info that I admit to not having!Essentially a summary of the backstories of the members of the Batfamily.I'll be covering everything from the origin story of Batman to what each of his Robins did when they finished Robin-ing.I will probably update chapters I've already published quite often, simply because there is so much information.…

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(Young Justice, Season 1) Robin goes out to Gotham in hopes of warding off his boredom. He almost gives up when he hears about a bank robbery in progress. They seem to be terrible at their jobs and are easily beaten. However, they aren't alone. A telepath brain blasts him, and he is knocked unconscious. He is surprised to wake up in the same place, and later discovers that he is completely unable to sleep. And a sleepless birdie is a crabby birdie.While Robin is the main focus, the rest of the YJ team will be present to help Robin vanquish the forces of-- I mean, make coff-- I mean, get through all the chaos of being the Sleepless Wonder.I own nothing but the plot.…

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Bruce Wayne couldn't come to the circus performance that fateful night. Instead, Deathstroke finds a young Dick Grayson running from the scene, who he takes in as his apprentice, training him to be a mercenary as he himself is. He cares for him as he would a son, but when a contract comes up, Deathstroke is forced to put his protégé through more than he ever had before to fulfill the contract, possibly putting more emotional strain on the boy's mind than he was prepared to handle. The Son of Deathstroke would infiltrate the Justice League by way of their team of sidekicks.xXxNot technically finished, but I'm not updating it anymore whoops…

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Mer!Klance.A mermaid rescues a drowning sailor from the ship that had been his doom, but there's still a crew to be saved and a unique friendship to be forged.---I hope I didn't abandon this fic permanently, but don't expect updates in the near future.…

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The fangirls have a machine that can get the Batboys to their reality!They have lots of (perfectly innocent) fun with their favorite works of fiction. (Okay, they're FANGIRLS. They're GONNA talk about how hot they think their favorites are.)Guest starring a bunch of fellow Wattpadder fangirls (which I use as a unisex term). Oh, and Blunder. He's there too.Say goodbye to the fourth wall now.Cover art by Inkydandy but edited by yours truly{One-shot}Edit from two years after publishing: This is pretty cringy. Maybe funny, but it's weird. Enter at your own risk.…

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Dick Grayson's parents survived. Instead of the fall killing them, they were crippled for the rest of their lives, his mother on crutches and his father in a wheelchair. They had to retire, but their son decided to carry on in their footsteps in the circus and become an acrobat.What happens when a new troupe with mysterious intentions joins the circus with chaotic repercussions?I got the idea for this when I realized that no one ever thinks about what would happen if his parents lived.I may or may not have mostly abandoned this story. I had a plot, but getting there was more effort than it was worth.…

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The former apprentice of Deathstroke is missing. No one knows where he's gone, including his betrayed teammates and innocent associate. A new player is on the field, and they have the world in their sights.But how did this all happen?Sequel/rewrite of Son of Deathstroke.I ditched this one too :]…

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Crack…

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Just quick tales about Robins/the Wayne Family/Batfam that don't fit anywhere else. Lengthwise, they could be anywhere from twenty-word jokes to several-thousand-word tales of enchantment. Just whatever I feel like writing without commitment. No guarantee on update timings because it's mostly just stalling updates for other stories (so I might actually update a lot...😅).Mostly crack.Also I've abandoned this in favor of It Comes With The Cape because it has a more original title and really just fits all the stuff I write anyway I own none of these characters. DC does. So talk to THEM about the copyright stuff, not me.…

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Did you READ the title?Like a monkey seeing bananas, I hope you find them apeeling.…