"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious.And everyone loves Calum.((Calum-centric ot4))((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))…
Calum flings himself through the only glass window in their entire apartment, landing three feet from the edge of their bed and sending glass shards flying. Luke jerks straight up and gasps, while Michael presses his face further into the pillow.Calum pants wildly for a second before shouting, "Ashton's missing!"Michael falls back asleep. Or the one where Michael is Deadpool, Calum is Spiderman, Ashton is missing, and Luke is Hemmings…
There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?""Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.…
Calum resorts to leaving open mouthed kisses against Luke's neck, muscles tight under his lips, and slips his hands up. His fingers dig into Luke's lower back, pushing his lower half away from the wooden door and into Calum's. Luke's lips drop open again and his hands lace tightly behind Calum's neck. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."Or the one where Luke prays the gay away, Calum waits for him, Michael crushes everyone's dreams, and Ashton thinks the bible is fanfiction.…
The one where Michael's an art teacher that really could not care less about his job, Calum's a gym and health teacher that never seems to be actually teaching, Luke's a math teacher that encourages his students through candy, and Ashton's a science teacher that takes everything (including his shiny shoes) way too seriously.…
"I'm, uh, yeah. A boy, I guess. I'm a boy." "Okay but you still like cock though, right?" Or the one where Michael's trans and the others are only worried about his lack of transition and whether or not he still likes them.…
"Are you in love with Ashton?" "Sometimes. We have a love-hate agreement."Or the one where Ashton is sort of afraid of submissiveness and Calum just wants him to stay for like 2 seconds.…
"I lost my virginity to a hot rock star on his tour bus, while the rest of his band and my little sister slept. Holy crap." Ashton whispers. Michael grins. "You're welcome."The one where Michael, Calum, and Luke are in a rock band and Ashton sort of ruins everything…
The sort of sad I feel is straight to the bones. Its an aching, dull sort of pain that constantly tires you out and drags you down. It's the sort of sadness that settles in your muscles and leaks into your bloodstream with every sideways, crooked beat of your heart. The sort of sad I feel is a lost concept to some people. They don't understand why I could be so sad when I have so much. They say I'm living the life, I've got everything I could possibly need, but I don't.The sort of sad I feel is sort of always like drowning and watching people drink water.The sort of sad I feel is always there, like the air and the earth, and it won't ever quit, like the wind and the rain.…
"What are you still doing awake?" Luke asks, nose still scrunched up, but eyes finally open halfway. He looks soft and rumpled, like a kitten or something. "You're not smoking, are you?" "'Course not," Michael drops the cigarette from the window subtly and smiles.…