This is basically cliche things that homestuck fanfiction writers do that drives me crazy. I WILL MAJORLY EXAGGERATE AND MAKE RUDE JOKES ABOUT SOME OF THESE THINGS. IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE THINGS (I'm sure I probably do too) IM SORRY IF YOU GET OFFENDED. ITS NOTHING PERSONAL. Read on at your own risk and enjoy.…
Karkat Vantas knew ever since he was little that he was actually a she; she always dreamed of finding a love who accepted her for who she was. After the betrayal of her ex, her hopes were shattered. Cue the hipster douche bag to the rescue.A humanstuck au where karkat is transgender. I always see fem Dave/trans Dave but never Karkat. I guess its partly because troll males and females are fairly similar so thats why i made him human. So yeah. Enjoy guys ^u^…
Due to an unwanted marriage proposal between Karkat's father and his new fiancée, Mrs. Leijon, Karkat is forced to move into a new house. This unfortunately comes with a new school, and when the star football player starts to get under his skin, he's forced to stoop lower than ever before.((Haha I suck at descriptions. This is a high school AU. That's basically it))…
Just a bunch of OTP imagines that I'll turn into little DaveKat oneshots. If you have an imagine you want me to do, you can request it. Hopefully this will also help to fill the gap of me not updating anything because I don't have time.…
Just a thing full of updates for stories and junk…
Even though Hunk was clueless, Pidge had picked up on the reason long ago. She just assumed Lance would've gotten over it by now."It's Keith, isn't it?""Of course not!" Lance stammered. -Lance really didn't want anything to do with Keith, but he would be an idiot to pass this chance up. He would just have to avoid the guy. After all, what reason would he even have to talk to Lance anyway? The rivalry was one sided.-This is mostly Klance but Shallura is a huge part of this, too, so don't worry.…
Just some group texts that may or may not have plot??? Not sure yet but we'll wing it and see where it goes!…
It's difficult enough for a young mutant prince to choose between the hand of the princess of the sea dwellers and the prince of humans. Add one begrudgingly attractive assassin and a handful of curveballs and you've got yourself one hell of an issue.I know there will be some misconception, but this is not a "Karkat is a highblood now" story. All of that will be explained. Just know that he is still a mutant blood and the rest will come later. Enjoy~…
When Karkat's father decides to remarry, Karkat and the Striders are forced to attend. Family tends to bring out the worst in people, and this family is nothing but problems, especially for two lovebirds such as Dave and Karkat.DO NOT READ UNLESS YOUVE READ THE ORIGINAL STRI-DO'S AND DONT'S. This is a sequel to said story and it won't make sense unless you read that first. Its basically the story of their life after high school and the remarriage of Karkat's dad. Enjoy.…
Karkat Vantas isn't the type to be easily spooked, but when he is charged with possession of illegal substances, he learns that some things are scarier than they seem.…
Just some Homestuck art shit I've done.…
Dave Strider would never say he was depressed. He was troubled, but he never thought about suicide. That was, of course, until he met Karkat Vantas, who changed his views on the world and on life itself. However, depression is a slippery slope. Will he be able to pull them free from it's grasp? Or will he die trying?If you've ever watch Sala Samobojcow or The Suicide Room, you'll like this. It's not going be be exactly the same, so don't expect someone to die! This is sadstuck so trigger warnings for self harm and language and all that.…
I get bored a lot and often write poetry. Here's some I did about Homestuck. Enjoy.…
An ask book for every character in Homestuck. That's basically it.…
After decades of living the immortalized, bachelor lifestyle of a vampire, Dirk Strider stumbles upon Karkat Vantas, a young man who's fiancé had been swept away from him. Unfortunately for Dirk, the dead never sleep, and they're terrible with secrets.I felt bad for the few who were upset over the ending of Kill Me Romantically. This is dedicated to @dirkkat. Dirk's a vampire. Karkat's a human. Yeah. Enjoy.…
In order for Dirk Strider, owner of TechHead Industries, and Kanaya Maryam, owner of Auxilitrix Fashion, to combine companies, drastic measures are in order. Cue the wedding bells and gather the doves, boys. Looks like we've got ourselves a Strider-Vantas wedding.((Actually help what is this description. It's an arranged marriage, okay? Okay.))…
Just throwing my personal opinions on what the Homestuck characters are really like out there.…
So firstly, this is pretty much Dave writing in a notebook about his friends being shipped together. It will have a real backstory kind of. I got the idea from someone who made a story where it's Karkat writing fanfiction shipping himself with people. I adore the idea and I feel like Dave would have some awesome af ideas. This will hopefully hold people over while I work on my other fics. Enjoy.…
* Co-written by @Chibi-Katana *A house party goes wrong, leaving Karkat, a witness of countless massacres, under the protection of Officer Strider until the murderer can be brought to justice.…
In which the Homestucks write, react to, rate, etc. ships and/or fanfiction.…