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SHLIMAZL || what's the difference between a juris doctorate and a medical doctorate? the reaction to a bar joke. with a name like hachimura you'd think your life would be idyllic. maybe quaint. instead you've got family drama burning out the ear, too many injuries to keep count of, an alcohol problem you're never going to work on, and a penchant for glory. you're going to graduate top of your fucking law class, morality be damned.(JJK; IEIRI SHŌKO/MALE OC; POV 2nd PERSON)CW: so much shit is wrong and dark in this. this is less of a love story and more of a character study. also, the mc is a total nut job.…