I have such a totally normal life. Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life.Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie) And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one. Oh yeah, and one direction is involved. My life has never been so totally normal. --- Awesome cover by graphicqueen! Updates once a week! :-)…
When two men who do not agree with gay marriage fall in love, who knows what will happen next? Especially when one of the men is Donald Trump and the other is Tony Abbot.…
Dan Howell is on his way to meet his dream man: Phil Lester. Can he get to him on time? And will their relationship succeed?Find out! Just click read!** Also, it's not meant to be amazing.…
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In the middle of the forest, a short distance away from a small town, there was a broken, old and abandoned house. Or so everyone thought. Unknown to the people living in the town, the house was in fact inhabited, and by some very intimidating beings at that. For in this house a gathering was underway - a gathering of the terrifying and feared Clan of Cacti, led by the one and only... Darren von Cactipus, who was not only a cactus, but a woven one at that. Everybody in the town knew of this legendary being, yet they did not know they were the next target in his dark, torturous and dramatic schemes...…
This is a visual story, detailing Niall Horan's special and secret habit. It also talks about important issues in our world today, like nudists, periods and midlife crises.Brace your selves for the biggest adventure of your life!*DISCLAIMER* This story is just for a bit of fun, we do not intend on insulting anyone.…
When Hollywood is attacked by a crazy, possibly apocalyptic-bringing bear, there is only one team of agents who can complete the mission with style, integrity, sass and grace.…